The NEW IMPROVED intelligence poll!

Dr. Johnny Fever · 01:50 PM

... Now with 25% more chocolate and 35% more bounce!

Since "other" basically won the last poll... here's a more complete (but I'm certain still lacking) list including many of those named in the other poll.

Maybe this will be more precise. Maybe it won't. I'm sure you'll all enjoy the continued group masterbation/circle jerk at least.

If I don't include you... no offense. I still love you.

Remember ladies... it's all in fun... and I'm bored.

crazycoffey · 02-08-2007, 01:41 PM

I guess I can't be added, since I lost the battle of wits to UNAW last week.

put everyone on the list so no one is excluded.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 02-08-2007, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey

I guess I can't be added, since I lost the battle of wits to UNAW last week.

put everyone on the list so no one is excluded.

There's only room for 50.

Redrum_69 · 02-08-2007, 01:51 PM

This poll is invalid.

REDRUM_69 HAS BEEN LEFT OFF IT AGAIN

I'm clearly smarter than 98% of the people that post here...including 70% of the closet bronco fans that post here.

If train A left the station at 3:31pm heading due west at 196.5 MPH and train B left the same station at 3:31am heading due east at 156.79MPH...how long would it take for them to meet up if there was a million miles between the two locations?

chagrin · 02-08-2007, 01:44 PM

in no particular order:

Patteau
Donger
Rian Man
Baby Lee
Simplex 3
Banyon (cough)

You can't seriously consider people that do nothing more than simply cut and paste what they read on their favorite conspiracy theory web site, or repeat what they hear on radio, I listed the most viable candidates IMO - and I am considering random conversations, these people throw knowledge on stuff out there all day long, on a good variety of topics.

crazycoffey · 02-08-2007, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chagrin

in no particular order:

Patteau
Donger
Rian Man
Baby Lee
Simplex 3
Banyon (cough)

You can't seriously consider people that do nothing more than simnply cut and paste what they read on their favorite conspiracy theory web site, or repeat what they hear on radio, I listed the most viable candidates IMO - and I am considering random conversations, these people throw knowledge on stuff out there all day long, on a good variety of topics.

maybe they are all just good researchers, therefore still not exhibiting true intellect and instead better fakers only.

chagrin · 02-08-2007, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey

maybe they are all just good researchers, therefore still not exhibiting true intellect and instead better fakers only.

I disagree

crazycoffey · 02-08-2007, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chagrin

I disagree

you have that right.

**Baby Lee** · 02-08-2007, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey

maybe they are all just good researchers, therefore still not exhibiting true intellect and instead better fakers only.

Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inheriated wealth..."

You got that from "Work in Essex County," Page 421, right? Do you have any thoughts of your own on the subject or were you just gonna plagerize the whole book for me?

crazycoffey · 02-08-2007, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inheriated wealth..."

You got that from "Work in Essex County," Page 421, right? Do you have any thoughts of your own on the subject or were you just gonna plagerize the whole book for me?

Good Will Hunting?

how do you like them apples, I got her number.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 02-08-2007, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chagrin

You can't seriously consider people that do nothing more than simnply cut and paste what they read on their favorite conspiracy theory web site, or repeat what they hear on radio, I listed the most viable candidates IMO - and I am considering random conversations, these people throw knowledge on stuff out there all day long, on a good variety of topics.

I don't seriously consider much.

chagrin · 02-08-2007, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beer me

I don't seriously consider much.

When I wrote "you can't..." I meant in general, not just you - sorry I didn't clarify

Dr. Johnny Fever · 02-08-2007, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chagrin

When I wrote "you can't..." I meant in general, not just you - sorry I didn't clarify

I know/knew.

**luv** · 02-08-2007, 01:50 PM

I'm wondering what the qualifications for making the list were. There are several on there who I would not consider intelligent.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 02-08-2007, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

I'm wondering what the qualifications for making the list were. There are several on there who I would not consider intelligent.

exactly... but they thought they were...

View Poll Results: Mr./Ms. Schmartguy/girl is...
Rain Man	8	11.27%
Donger	0	0%
bunnytrdr	0	0%
Cochise	1	1.41%
Vlad/Logical/whatever else he's known by	1	1.41%
htismaqe	0	0%
Phobia	1	1.41%
Amnorix	0	0%
AustinChief	2	2.82%
JazzzLovr	0	0%
Dan T	3	4.23%
jettio	1	1.41%
Sully	2	2.82%
SNR... he did study linear algebra,extensive reality and quantum mechanics after all	0	0%
Stevieray	1	1.41%
TommyKat	4	5.63%
Archie Bunker	1	1.41%
Big_Daddy	0	0%
Siberian Khatru	0	0%
Baby Lee	2	2.82%
patteeu	1	1.41%
jAZ	0	0%
Laz	1	1.41%
Simplex 3	2	2.82%
Braincase	0	0%
Zebedee DuBois	1	1.41%
Rausch	0	0%
Jenson71	0	0%
4th and Long	2	2.82%
Nzoner	0	0%
tiptap	0	0%
Taco John	0	0%
NewChief	0	0%
Gonzo	1	1.41%
Archie F. Swin	0	0%
Bob Dole	0	0%
boogblaster	0	0%
Iowanian	3	4.23%
(Zach)	0	0%
Gaz	5	7.04%
kcnut... for obvious reasons	3	4.23%
it's a travesty that the real smarty pants was left off again!	25	35.21%
Voters: 71. You may not vote on this poll

02-08-2007, 01:32 PM	Topic Starter
Dr. Johnny Fever stax of wax Join Date: Feb 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	The NEW IMPROVED intelligence poll! ... Now with 25% more chocolate and 35% more bounce! Since "other" basically won the last poll... here's a more complete (but I'm certain still lacking) list including many of those named in the other poll. Maybe this will be more precise. Maybe it won't. I'm sure you'll all enjoy the continued group masterbation/circle jerk at least. If I don't include you... no offense. I still love you. Remember ladies... it's all in fun... and I'm bored. Last edited by Dr. Johnny Fever; 02-08-2007 at 01:50 PM..
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02-08-2007, 01:41 PM	#2
crazycoffey .......... Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $5117901	I guess I can't be added, since I lost the battle of wits to UNAW last week. put everyone on the list so no one is excluded.
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02-08-2007, 01:51 PM	#4
Redrum_69 Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: your nightmares Casino cash: $10004900	This poll is invalid. REDRUM_69 HAS BEEN LEFT OFF IT AGAIN I'm clearly smarter than 98% of the people that post here...including 70% of the closet bronco fans that post here. If train A left the station at 3:31pm heading due west at 196.5 MPH and train B left the same station at 3:31am heading due east at 156.79MPH...how long would it take for them to meet up if there was a million miles between the two locations?
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02-08-2007, 01:44 PM	#5
chagrin Giggitty! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missoula, Mt Casino cash: $9914905	in no particular order: Patteau Donger Rian Man Baby Lee Simplex 3 Banyon (cough) You can't seriously consider people that do nothing more than simply cut and paste what they read on their favorite conspiracy theory web site, or repeat what they hear on radio, I listed the most viable candidates IMO - and I am considering random conversations, these people throw knowledge on stuff out there all day long, on a good variety of topics.
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02-08-2007, 01:50 PM	#14
luv MY LITTLE #15 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $6089600	I'm wondering what the qualifications for making the list were. There are several on there who I would not consider intelligent.
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