News Man Sent to Jail For Ejaculating In Co-Works Water Bottle

Titty Meat · 04-25-2011, 12:38 PM

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati..._in_cowor.html

A man convicted of ejaculating in a female co-worker's water bottle was sentenced to six months in jail and must register as a sex offender for life, a judge ruled.

Superior Court Judge Walter Schwarm also put Michael Kevin Lallana, of Fullerton, Calif., on probation for three years, The Orange County Register reported.

On two different occasions, the 32-year-old Lallana secretly ejaculated into the woman's water bottle, cops said.

Lallana and the woman were employees of Northwestern Mutual Financial Network, although they barely spoke to each other in four years of working together, the woman testified.

Asked for his motives, Lallana admitted to defiling his coworker's bottle as a form of sexual gratification.

"It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone," he told Orange County investigators.

The victim, a 29-year-old executive assistant identified only as Tiffany G., first began to suspect something was wrong earlier this year when she took a sip from the bottle a noticed a strange taste.

After the same thing happened a few months later, she took the bottle to a private lab, where scientists found semen in the water.

Police began an investigation, and Lallana eventually confessed. A subsequent DNA test confirmed his semen was in the woman's bottle.

During the trial, Lallana's lawyer argued that his client acted out of immaturity and not for sexual purposes. The judge wasn't buying it and and gave Lallana the max.

"I've spent many days crying and not sleeping," the woman testified. "I feel it was a form of rape. I hate seeing him. I hate him seeing me."

With News Wire Services

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...#ixzz1KYshXYcC

88TG88 · 04-25-2011, 12:39 PM

pics nao !

kepp · 04-25-2011, 12:40 PM

Her water bottle must have been opaque.

Titty Meat · 04-25-2011, 12:42 PM

This drink has more protein than Gatorade.

Rooster · 04-25-2011, 12:45 PM

[QUOTE=Bo's Pelini;7589862]where scientists found semen in the water.[QUOTE]

Well duh... Where else do you find semen?

-King- · 04-25-2011, 12:59 PM

I swear to God this happened last year. There was a thread about it. Copycat jerker?
Posted via Mobile Device

Titty Meat · 04-25-2011, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by -King-

I swear to God this happened last year. There was a thread about it. Copycat jerker?
Posted via Mobile Device

Does the co-worker yell repost with jizz in her mouth?

Rasputin · 04-25-2011, 01:19 PM

Reminds me when George Castanza had sex on his office desk and got fired for it.
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Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
George Costanza: Who said that?
Mr. Lippman: She did.
George Costanza: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
Mr. Lippman: You're fired!
George Costanza: Well, you didn't have to say it like that.

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**Gadzooks** · 04-25-2011, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King-

I swear to God this happened last year. There was a thread about it. Copycat jerker?
Posted via Mobile Device

That was a guy who defiled sample products at a grocery store.
I prefer to do it in women's face cream.

j/k

**notorious** · 04-25-2011, 01:06 PM

He JIHB.

**gblowfish** · 04-25-2011, 01:09 PM

Fap
Fap
Fap.
They call him the Fapper.

Fap
Fap
Fap.
You know what he's after.

I'm sure somebody will return the favor to this perv in butt sex prison.

BigCatDaddy · 04-25-2011, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Fap
Fap
Fap.
They call him the Fapper.

Fap
Fap
Fap.
You know what he's after.

I'm sure somebody will return the favor to this perv in butt sex prison.

Wow, I would PIHB to.

**Rain Man** · 04-25-2011, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Fap

Based on those pictures, he is correct that there's no way he would otherwise get semen into that woman.

It's kind of gross. I feel sorry for her, and he has let down all men by making another attractive woman hate our gender.

Simplex3 · 04-25-2011, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini

"It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone," he told Orange County investigators.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the person drinking your man-stuff won't agree with the part about not hurting anyone.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini

"I've spent many days crying and not sleeping," the woman testified. "I feel it was a form of rape. I hate seeing him. I hate him seeing me."

This is nearly as stupid as what the guy did. Can we lock them both up?

seclark · 04-25-2011, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini

NFSW
Asked for his motives, Lallana admitted to defiling his coworker's bottle as a form of sexual gratification.

"It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone," he told Orange County investigators.

yeah, i'm sure there's nothing like jerking off in a hot chicks water bottle. you relieve the stress, the marriage is still strong, and the co-worker gets a free load of sea monkeys.

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