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05-24-2012, 01:40 PM | Topic Starter |
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Help! A Rabbit Ate My Possum!
So my prick of a neighbor recently received a gay ass looking white rabbit as a gift. Well the son of a bitch has big sharp teeth, and he can jump.... And now i have to look at all the bones of my poor pet possum (who i named Pestilence because she was extremely lazy, ugly and she smelled like shit 99% of the time).
Any ideas on how I can kill this damn rabbit? I've tried a frontal attack, but i was forced to run away after it killed several of my buddies by biting their heads off. (I was warned but i didn't listen... Who knew it was such a killer). |
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05-24-2012, 01:41 PM | #2 |
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05-24-2012, 01:43 PM | #3 |
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05-25-2012, 07:38 AM | #10 |
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^This. Consider yourself lucky, opossums are ****ing nasty, basically a giant sewer rat.
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05-24-2012, 01:50 PM | #11 |
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05-24-2012, 03:44 PM | #12 |
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This is a prayer thread? Is that because of the Holy Hand Grenade???
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