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08-01-2014, 03:26 PM | Topic Starter |
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So my wife. ...
runs a pet sitting business. We take in animals for people who are going out of town or just need someone to watch their animals. Right now we have this dog named Maggie for the weekend. The money is good, but this particular dog can't stand men. I am no exception. I normally get along with every dog that comes through our doors. But not this little bitch. My wife thinks it's somehow my fault that this dog is continuously barking at me and anytime I am close to her she acts like she is going to attack me. Am I wrong for never wanting this demon hound to ever come back?
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08-01-2014, 03:27 PM | #2 |
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This one is easy, put out a bowl of anti-freeze.
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08-01-2014, 03:28 PM | #3 |
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08-02-2014, 06:30 PM | #4 |
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It's only acceptable to suggest anti- freeze for humans on CP, but the thought crossed my mind...
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08-01-2014, 03:29 PM | #5 |
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Go all "Wayne Brady" on the bitch (the dog, not your wife)!
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08-01-2014, 03:29 PM | #6 |
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Screw the dog and slap the wife.
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08-01-2014, 03:31 PM | #7 |
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08-01-2014, 03:30 PM | #8 |
"Think BOOM!"
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Wait, I got that backwards.
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08-01-2014, 03:31 PM | #9 |
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08-01-2014, 03:51 PM | #12 |
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Any thread title that starts "So my wife..." needs a little more burst, IMO.
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08-01-2014, 03:53 PM | #13 |
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