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10-05-2012, 10:02 PM | #46 |
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If she's over tree fitty, deal. I'll hook up the trailer & come git her
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10-05-2012, 10:03 PM | #47 |
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"You little bundle of stickss." Was a good one from my mom's girlfriend.
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10-05-2012, 10:03 PM | #48 |
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One I get a lot from my dad is "You'd screw up hogans goat" but any more when I do something stupid he just baa's at me.
My grandpa has hundreds but some of my personal favorites - "Ill stomp a mud hole in your ass and walk it dry" - "I could shit through a screen door and not hit a wire" - "You're windier than a bag full of assholes" - "Hotter than two rats ****ing in a wool sock" - When something irritates him: "If you had that and a feather up your ass we'd both be tickled" |
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10-05-2012, 10:03 PM | #49 |
Ain't no relax!
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I still eat breakfast, dinner, and supper. Not breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Never got over that one..
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10-05-2012, 10:03 PM | #50 |
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She's about average weight I would say. Sorry.
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10-05-2012, 10:05 PM | #51 |
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10-05-2012, 10:06 PM | #52 |
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Hornier than a three peckered billy goat
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10-05-2012, 10:07 PM | #53 |
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"Damn son, She's hotter than a freshly ****ed fox in a forest fire."
"You could **** up a wet dream." "I swear, you could tear up a crow bar in a sand pile" |
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10-05-2012, 10:08 PM | #54 |
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"Well shit the bed, Lester!"
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10-05-2012, 10:09 PM | #55 |
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"Gotta see a man about a horse" (going to the restroom)
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10-05-2012, 10:14 PM | #56 |
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My dad said "gotta go to Niagara Falls."
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10-05-2012, 10:14 PM | #57 |
You think you can get by this?
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My mom grew up in a very small town (there was a post office, a general store, and a one room schoolhouse for K-8). If you needed to go to the grocery store, department store, gas station, etc. you had to go to the largest nearby town that had those things. Growing up, anytime we were going to the store, my mom always said we were "going to town" even though we lived in town...lol. I still say it a lot, too.
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10-05-2012, 10:19 PM | #58 |
You think you can get by this?
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I grew up saying the former. Not really sure when I changed to the latter. Same thing goes for pop vs. soda. I grew up saying pop, but I say soda now. My mom calls it all "Coke"...lol.
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10-05-2012, 10:22 PM | #59 |
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I could start a whole thread about this.
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