Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Nzoner's Game Room
Reload this Page Life 42% of Americans eventually cremated
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

View Poll Results: How do you wanna go?
Cremation 72 87.80%
Au naturel 10 12.20%
Voters: 82. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
Page 5 of 5 1234 5
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-28-2014, 11:11 AM  
Prison Bitch Prison Bitch is offline
Rabbi Goldmann
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Casino cash: $5450159
42% of Americans eventually cremated
Per Forbes:
In 1960 the average cost of a funeral was $706 when only 3.56% of bodies were cremated. Today the average traditional funeral costs between $8,000 and $10,000, and about 42% of people are cremated.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/perianne...l-life-online/
Posts: 87,025
Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2014, 07:26 AM   #61
Deberg_1990 Deberg_1990 is offline
In Search of a Life
 
Deberg_1990's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: San Antonio Tx.
Casino cash: $284454
We should just do the Soylent Green option.
__________________
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning:

Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down.

One of the best plays Matt has ever made.
Posts: 68,462
Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2014, 08:22 AM   #62
Prison Bitch Prison Bitch is offline
Rabbi Goldmann
 

Join Date: Nov 2012
Casino cash: $5450159
Caleb Wilde of Wilde Funeral Homes, is a sixth generation funeral director in Parkesburg, PA. Before purchasing a funeral home, his family’s company originally operated out of the deceased’s family home. Home funerals use to be a common practice in the US and is how the Wildes operated from 1850 to 1928. Wilde said with their portable equipment, they would embalm the body in the kitchen, casket the body in the home, and hold the service in the parlor. However, the funeral industry has evolved to incorporate funeral homes for a less invasive and probably more sanitary experience. When the Wilde’s moved their business into their first funeral home, they placed an advertisement stating,

"Offer our home for funerals relieving you of sad associations.”
Posts: 87,025
Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2014, 08:30 AM   #63
ShortRoundChief ShortRoundChief is offline
Embrace the love
 
ShortRoundChief's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
Casino cash: $4177192
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 View Post
We should just do the Soylent Green option.
If anyone wants to eat my dead ass I say go for it. It's not like I'll be using it at the time.
Posts: 33,929
ShortRoundChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.ShortRoundChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.ShortRoundChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.ShortRoundChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.ShortRoundChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.ShortRoundChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.ShortRoundChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.ShortRoundChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.ShortRoundChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.ShortRoundChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.ShortRoundChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2014, 06:25 PM   #64
George Liquor George Liquor is offline
Forklift Certified
 
George Liquor's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: House of the Rising Sun
Casino cash: $-780150
After I die, wrap me up in a tarp and chuck me in the Kansas River.
Posts: 18,513
George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2014, 07:46 PM   #65
Aries Walker Aries Walker is offline
Back again, again.
 
Aries Walker's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: York, PA
Casino cash: $9503357
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch View Post
The only way I'll ever see the Chiefs win another playoff game is if I have my family burn me to ashes and spread me out over the field.

Yes, I'm aware this is not allowed and Illegal. What are you going to do? Send some poor slob out there with a shop vac to clean me up?...
The way I see it, the truest testimony of friendship or family bond is if they're willing to spend the night in jail to give you the final send-off you deserve. I - honest to God - have made arrangements for me to have the burning-ship Viking funeral in the local lake, helmet on my head and sword on my chest, Park Rangers be damned. I even have money willed to them for exactly that reason.

The tricky part for them will be in stealing the body, but I'm confident they'll work it out.
Posts: 8,213
Aries Walker has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Aries Walker has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Aries Walker has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Aries Walker has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Aries Walker has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Aries Walker has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Aries Walker has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Aries Walker has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Aries Walker has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Aries Walker has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Aries Walker has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2014, 10:06 PM   #66
Rain Man Rain Man is offline
Seize life. Be an ermine.
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-502449
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dick Bull View Post
I wanna be put in one of them biodegradeable urns that have a seed in them and planted.

I've never heard of such a thing, but I like it.
__________________
Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 145,300
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2014, 10:07 PM   #67
Rain Man Rain Man is offline
Seize life. Be an ermine.
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-502449
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by cdcox View Post
I knew a woman who was body farmed.
Is that some sort of human trafficking thing? What is that?
__________________
Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 145,300
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2014, 10:09 PM   #68
Rain Man Rain Man is offline
Seize life. Be an ermine.
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-502449
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by patteeu View Post
If I were choosing from a clean slate and money was no object, I'd be transformed into a LifeGem.

If I were choosing from a clean slate in reality, I'd just be cremated.

Since I've already paid for a burial plot, I'll probably just be buried (and that's how I voted), although if I can resell it someday, I might do that instead.
I kind of want to do the Lifegem thing, and it seems somewhat reasonable in cost relative to other options. I'd go with the green or yellow color, I think.

http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/LGPrices2006.aspx
__________________
Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 145,300
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2014, 10:12 PM   #69
cdcox cdcox is offline
www.nfl-forecast.com
 
cdcox's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2000
Casino cash: $-478231
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man View Post
Is that some sort of human trafficking thing? What is that?
Enjoy:

http://www.cvltnation.com/death-is-t...m-photography/
Posts: 46,032
cdcox is obviously part of the inner Circle.cdcox is obviously part of the inner Circle.cdcox is obviously part of the inner Circle.cdcox is obviously part of the inner Circle.cdcox is obviously part of the inner Circle.cdcox is obviously part of the inner Circle.cdcox is obviously part of the inner Circle.cdcox is obviously part of the inner Circle.cdcox is obviously part of the inner Circle.cdcox is obviously part of the inner Circle.cdcox is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2014, 10:22 PM   #70
ThaVirus ThaVirus is online now
5 o’clock free crack giveaway
 
ThaVirus's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2007
Casino cash: $-1647631
The death industry isn't much different than expensive wedding rings, weddings, college, holidays, etc.

It's all about the money.
Posts: 46,951
ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2014, 09:13 PM   #71
Rasputin Rasputin is offline
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
 
Rasputin's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
Casino cash: $215421
I've decided I want to be buried & ask the Kansas City Chiefs players to be the pallbearers so that they can let me down one more time.
Posts: 56,909
Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 5 of 5 1234 5

« Previous Thread | > Nzoner's Game Room < | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 11:10 AM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Advertise with us!
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.