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Old 04-28-2014, 11:11 AM  
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42% of Americans eventually cremated
Per Forbes:
In 1960 the average cost of a funeral was $706 when only 3.56% of bodies were cremated. Today the average traditional funeral costs between $8,000 and $10,000, and about 42% of people are cremated.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/perianne...l-life-online/
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Old 04-28-2014, 07:29 PM   #46
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Old 04-28-2014, 07:54 PM   #47
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I'm assuming a Viking funeral counts as cremation.
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Old 04-28-2014, 08:06 PM   #48
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Weddings and Funerals are the most expensive life events, and the biggest waste of money.


Coincidence?
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Old 04-28-2014, 08:28 PM   #49
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Old 04-28-2014, 08:45 PM   #50
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I'd be cremated, because I don't want to be held responsible for killing survivors when the zombie apocalypse inevitably occurs.
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Old 04-28-2014, 08:47 PM   #51
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Weddings and Funerals are the most expensive life events, and the biggest waste of money.


Coincidence?
Haha!

Not only that, but think about this, how many years have they been burying people in this country? How many people have died? Where in the heck are they going to keep putting everyone if nobody gets cremated?
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Old 04-28-2014, 08:49 PM   #52
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Been saying it for years....it's the only responsible choice.

The Funeral business is a complete scam...and they prey on those who are grieving.

This. Do we have any Morticians on this board?
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Old 04-28-2014, 08:56 PM   #53
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I opt for cremation. I think the embalming process is gross and unnecessary.

Don't they still embalm you anyway then burn you up later?
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Old 04-28-2014, 09:14 PM   #54
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Don't they still embalm you anyway then burn you up later?
Only if you want to massively overpay....for them to pump your dead body full of poisons.

If you opt cremation, they keep the body in the cooler until they cremate.
If you want your body out for a viewing, then they probably have to embalm to reerun the decomposition.
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Old 04-28-2014, 09:37 PM   #55
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Old 04-28-2014, 09:44 PM   #56
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Old 04-29-2014, 04:45 AM   #57
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Old 04-29-2014, 06:38 AM   #59
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Now you might have a chance. During the Pioli years you'd have been vacuumed straight from the urn.
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Old 04-29-2014, 06:39 AM   #60
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