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MIAdragon · 05-13-2009, 11:08 AM

these all all true in the MIA household.

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying Get lost....

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3..

**luv** · 05-13-2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

yeah, me too.

so you'll email me later, right?

Don't worry. She'll be back. They always come back.

MIAdragon · 05-13-2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

Sry. Can't. Gtg back to work.

Tease.

**Gonzo** · 05-13-2009, 01:36 PM

Wait... Wut?

**Gonzo** · 05-13-2009, 01:36 PM

Predictable...

**Gonzo** · 05-13-2009, 01:36 PM

Dr. Johnny Fever · 05-13-2009, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Sry. Can't. Gtg back to work.

siiiiggghhhhhhh.........................

Dr. Johnny Fever · 05-13-2009, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly

yeah, me too.

so you'll email me later, right?

**** that..... open forum.

**Gonzo** · 05-13-2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

**** that..... open forum.

Ain't that typical?

Pies start getting wet with curiosity and all of a sudden it's "back to work".

Jilly · 05-13-2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Ain't that typical?

Pies start getting wet with curiosity and all of a sudden it's "back to work".

where's katipan? she usually indulges me.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 05-13-2009, 01:42 PM

Jilly and Lumpy are puppet masters. They come into a thread where bitching about women is going on and turn our attention completely off subject. This is why women rule. Our powers are useless against them.

Katipan · 05-13-2009, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly

where's katipan? she usually indulges me.

Did you just call me easy?

We have an open relationship but damn I can still smell Lumpy on you.

Jilly · 05-13-2009, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Did you just call me easy?

We have an open relationship but damn I can still smell Lumpy on you.

I just missed you.

**Nzoner** · 05-13-2009, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

Jilly and Lumpy are puppet masters. They come into a thread where bitching about women is going on and turn our attention completely off subject. This is why women rule. Our powers are useless against them.

They're actually great fisherwomen and your ass is in the boat.

**Lumpy** · 05-13-2009, 02:00 PM

No worries Katipan. I'm willing to share if u will.

**Nzoner** · 05-13-2009, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

No worries Katipan. I'm willing to share if u will.

Woman if you're not going back to work like you said then make me a sammich

05-13-2009, 11:08 AM
MIAdragon Someone pass the antifreeze Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Miami (North Cuba) Casino cash: $1257819	Very helpful stuff for us guys.... these all all true in the MIA household. 9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever"). (8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying Get lost.... (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3..
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Dr. Johnny Fever stax of wax Join Date: Feb 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Jilly and Lumpy are puppet masters. They come into a thread where bitching about women is going on and turn our attention completely off subject. This is why women rule. Our powers are useless against them.
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