Life The Divorce update! - Page 12

burt · 07-07-2009, 08:47 AM

Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent!

So, being a horn dog and all, I convinced my soon to be ex to "Have one night of no inhibition, all out, major sex" to kiss our marriage good bye. It was to be a great time!

The dirty bitch actually complained the entire time (you don't have to spend so much time on that spot....I have a lower gag reflex because I'm pregnant...you're smashing my boobs....I don't want to do that position, etc.)......and we mostly just did it missionary. She wasn't willing to do any other position. Never have I EVER had a worst time in bed. NEEVER!!! I figure that this is exactly the way I want to kiss our marriage good bye!

Yesterday, I saw the attorney for the first time. It was better than I expected. I can't wait to be divorced. I just have to find the fundage!

Pioli Zombie · 07-07-2009, 08:30 PM

Wow. Took the time to read through the thread and there was some really good advice and feedback here. I have been trying to break free from my bitch from hell for 2 years. She ****ed up everything for all of us. Gave up on the marriage. Made a fool of me. Trashed me to a whole community of people and lied. And still I couldn't let go of the job of taking care of her. I missed my partner and what I thought was my best friend. She walks around pissed at me because I found out about her. Its nuts. I'm finally coming out of it now. We all tried going to a Royals game. Her idea. She had free tickets. It was hard for the kids. The little one told me later she was scared we were getting together again. Afterward I realized in my gut that its just over. I know that sounds DUH to someone who hasn't been there. But 2 years and close to bankruptcy later I'm finally getting it. This is how it is.
Anyway. The thought of even giving her a hello peck on the cheek makes me want to vomit.
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mdstu · 07-07-2009, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

Nah Im a good looking guy. My confidence and self-esteem are still shattered though so I dont know how many girls I'll be attracting. Chicks pick up on that shit real quick.

They will definitely pick it up real quick if you say it out loud every five minutes.

stlchiefs · 07-07-2009, 10:01 PM

Burt and MTG sure have some crazy stories to tell, this stuff is definitely entertaining to read and I don't mean to be disrespectful. Good luck to both of you.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 07-07-2009, 10:08 PM

Stop ****ing the ex's and voila! You can start thinking about ****ing somebody better looking.

Mecca · 07-07-2009, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Stop ****ing the ex's and voila! You can start thinking about ****ing somebody better looking.

Have you ever noticed people reveal way to much shit on this board pretty much all the time?

**DeezNutz** · 07-07-2009, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Have you ever noticed people reveal way to much shit on this board pretty much all the time?

No shit.

I remember this one douche who used to talk about posting from his Lazy-Boy and ass ****ing a bunch of tramps and being a magnet for psycho chicks. Who was that dude?

Mecca · 07-07-2009, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz

No shit.

I remember this one douche who used to talk about posting from his Lazy-Boy and ass ****ing a bunch of tramps and being a magnet for psycho chicks. Who was that dude?

Yea whatever happened to that loser?

**DeezNutz** · 07-07-2009, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Yea whatever happened to that loser?

Yeah...time for Hamas to return.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 07-07-2009, 10:13 PM

Don't sprain your elephant cocks!!!

Mecca · 07-07-2009, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Don't sprain your elephant cocks!!!

Stop trying to look down my pants dude...next thing I know you'll be describing it to a jury.

**DeezNutz** · 07-07-2009, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Stop trying to look down my pants dude...next thing I know you'll be describing it to a jury.

I was staring at my pinkie. Quit overreacting.

burt · 07-07-2009, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Perhaps "burt" just realized he won't be getting laid for awhile.

Wow.....coming from you.....that hurt! Actually I am turning it down. Poor timing.

Hammock Parties · 07-07-2009, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by burt

Actually I am turning it down. I can't afford whores.

FYP

07-07-2009, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by burt

Wow.....coming from you.....that hurt! Actually I am turning it down. Poor timing.

Liar. She was fat and ugly.

07-07-2009, 11:06 PM

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07-07-2009, 08:47 AM
burt Draconian Warlord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Drakonia Casino cash: $8270755	The Divorce update! Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent! So, being a horn dog and all, I convinced my soon to be ex to "Have one night of no inhibition, all out, major sex" to kiss our marriage good bye. It was to be a great time! The dirty bitch actually complained the entire time (you don't have to spend so much time on that spot....I have a lower gag reflex because I'm pregnant...you're smashing my boobs....I don't want to do that position, etc.)......and we mostly just did it missionary. She wasn't willing to do any other position. Never have I EVER had a worst time in bed. NEEVER!!! I figure that this is exactly the way I want to kiss our marriage good bye! Yesterday, I saw the attorney for the first time. It was better than I expected. I can't wait to be divorced. I just have to find the fundage!
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07-07-2009, 08:30 PM	#166
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Wow. Took the time to read through the thread and there was some really good advice and feedback here. I have been trying to break free from my bitch from hell for 2 years. She ***ed up everything for all of us. Gave up on the marriage. Made a fool of me. Trashed me to a whole community of people and lied. And still I couldn't let go of the job of taking care of her. I missed my partner and what I thought was my best friend. She walks around pissed at me because I found out about her. Its nuts. I'm finally coming out of it now. We all tried going to a Royals game. Her idea. She had free tickets. It was hard for the kids. The little one told me later she was scared we were getting together again. Afterward I realized in my gut that its just over. I know that sounds DUH to someone who hasn't been there. But 2 years and close to bankruptcy later I'm finally getting it. This is how it is. Anyway. The thought of even giving her a hello peck on the cheek makes me want to vomit. Posted via Mobile Device*
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stlchiefs Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: St. Loser, MO Casino cash: $10005674	Burt and MTG sure have some crazy stories to tell, this stuff is definitely entertaining to read and I don't mean to be disrespectful. Good luck to both of you.
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