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Yes. I use talcum powder after every shower, and I feel clean, dry and ready to take on the world! Rar! | 20 | 17.24% | |
Yes, but I fear talc. I buy the expensive stuff without talc, because of some article I read about cancer risk. | 10 | 8.62% | |
Only if I have jock itch. | 38 | 32.76% | |
Ball Powder? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? On a completely seperate, unrelated note, my crotch is chafing. | 43 | 37.07% | |
I am female, and I find this thread to be highly amusing. | 5 | 4.31% | |
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04-07-2012, 11:15 PM | #2 |
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I usually use Gold Bond. It tingles a little at first. Then it builds up and feels like you just got your balls sucked by the abominable snowman after he drank a shamrock shake and smoked a carton of Newports
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04-07-2012, 11:22 PM | #3 |
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04-07-2012, 11:23 PM | #4 |
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04-07-2012, 11:24 PM | #5 |
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It's like my balls dressed poorly and went on a ski trip.
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04-07-2012, 11:24 PM | #6 |
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I'm a Gold Bond guy... nobody wants swamp ass.
Although I really wanted to make the "Johnson's baby powder, and Cool Water cologne" reference. |
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04-07-2012, 11:26 PM | #7 |
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But I guess it's better for my ball sack to feel like it got locked in a meat freezer for a week than for it to smell like I just sodomized Swamp Thing after he ate an enchilada tv dinner.
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04-07-2012, 11:28 PM | #8 |
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I've been powdering my balls for years.
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04-07-2012, 11:30 PM | #9 |
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I used some Gold Bond a while back and had sex with my girlfriend. Her labia stuck to my sack like a 5 year old boy trying to lick frost off a ski pole. It was an awkward situation.
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04-07-2012, 11:35 PM | #10 |
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I've never used powder on my balls. Not even once. What the hell is it supposed to do?
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04-07-2012, 11:36 PM | #11 |
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04-07-2012, 11:37 PM | #12 |
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Who want's to bet listopencil's daughter is secretly checking this thread out? Anyone? No one?
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04-07-2012, 11:39 PM | #13 |
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04-07-2012, 11:39 PM | #14 |
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04-07-2012, 11:40 PM | #15 |
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