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12-18-2013, 11:48 PM | #2 |
No mayonnaise for me today!!!
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Let me get $10
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12-18-2013, 11:50 PM | #3 |
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12-18-2013, 11:51 PM | #4 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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Should have held on to that Dell stock.
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12-18-2013, 11:52 PM | #5 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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If I can talk her into writing just you back into her will, what's it worth to you?
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12-18-2013, 11:52 PM | #6 |
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prayers sent
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12-18-2013, 11:53 PM | #7 |
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I bet she bought it.
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12-18-2013, 11:55 PM | #8 |
Don't Be A Dick
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wait
Does this have anything to do with needing a thousand dollars to procure that inheritance for you? If so, we're related. |
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12-18-2013, 11:58 PM | #9 |
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you probably just got a bogus email fro someone in Sudan.
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12-18-2013, 11:59 PM | #10 | |
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You can pretend you're me if it'll help. She has no idea what I look like. I find this quite surprising and humorous. She left the family and disowned them long before I was born. All I knew about her was that she lived in a mobile home in California, so I assumed that she was ... um ... you know ... a stereotypical mobile home dweller. And maybe she was. But she owned the land underneath the mobile home, and apparently it was in Napa County or something. I really should develop a relationship with her. Maybe I'll go visit. She started a second family that she apparently likes, so I need to figure out how to cut them out...er, integrate myself into the family.
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12-18-2013, 11:59 PM | #11 |
I'm with the banned.
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12-19-2013, 12:12 AM | #12 |
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12-19-2013, 06:37 AM | #13 |
Sprinkle in some Mahomes
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Add her and your story to homewrecker.com
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12-19-2013, 06:43 AM | #14 |
Everybody Lies.
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I always secretly had a fantasy that I was adopted and had an extremely rich patriarch father that dumped me as a baby. But alas, I look exactly like my dad and have a few of my mothers features. Nope. No deep dark family secrets. Booooring.
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12-19-2013, 07:08 AM | #15 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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Ha! This thread is actually serious. It started out sounding like one of those scam emails from Africa.
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