Breaking News: I am the disowned heir of a wealthy matriarch.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by WayneBowe

Let me get $10

I'd give it to you, but I am disowned.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'd give it to you, but I am disowned.

If I can talk her into writing just you back into her will, what's it worth to you?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

If I can talk her into writing just you back into her will, what's it worth to you?

You can pretend you're me if it'll help. She has no idea what I look like.

I find this quite surprising and humorous. She left the family and disowned them long before I was born. All I knew about her was that she lived in a mobile home in California, so I assumed that she was ... um ... you know ... a stereotypical mobile home dweller. And maybe she was. But she owned the land underneath the mobile home, and apparently it was in Napa County or something.

I really should develop a relationship with her. Maybe I'll go visit. She started a second family that she apparently likes, so I need to figure out how to cut them out...er, integrate myself into the family.

[trndobrd]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I really should develop a relationship with her. Maybe I'll go visit. She started a second family that she apparently likes, so I need to figure out how to cut them out...er, integrate myself into the family.

In most states, regardless of whether she 'disowned' the family or not, her estate would go to the remaining living heir. How large is her second family?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by trndobrd

In most states, regardless of whether she 'disowned' the family or not, her estate would go to the remaining living heir. How large is her second family?

One child, one grandchild, one great-grandchild. I've never met them, so it would be easy to get the element of surprise if that's what you're thinking. But that would still leave my mother, my aunt, my uncle, and several cousins between me and the family mobile home estate in Sonoma, and I kind of like all of them.

[Earthling]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

One child, one grandchild, one great-grandchild. I've never met them, so it would be easy to get the element of surprise if that's what you're thinking. But that would still leave my mother, my aunt, my uncle, and several cousins between me and the family mobile home estate in Sonoma, and I kind of like all of them.

So you are saying it would be too difficult to poison your way to the top of the list?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Earthling

So you are saying it would be too difficult to poison your way to the top of the list?

Once you get past Person #2 or #3, I suspect the coroner starts asking questions.

[ClevelandBronco]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'd give it to you, but I am disowned.

Want to get owned? Go screw with Phobia. He's in a mood.

[Dayze]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'd give it to you, but I am disowned.

I knew it.....