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Old 05-29-2008, 01:21 PM  
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Clay Aiken Is Going To Be A Daddy
...not in the way you might think though!

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Report: Clay Aiken Impregnates Woman by Artificial Insemination

NEW YORK — Clay Aiken is reportedly going to be a father.

The mother is Aiken's 40-something best friend Jaymes Foster — a record producer whose L.A. home he stays at when he is in town, TMZ.com reported.

Due in late August, Foster divorced a few years back and does not have kids, the Web site reported. She has produced several of the 29-year-old "American Idol" star's CDs.

Foster was artificially inseminated, but Clay will reportedly play an active role in raising the child, according to TMZ.com.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,360041,00.html
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:22 PM   #2
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:24 PM   #3
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:25 PM   #4
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:25 PM   #5
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Wow, a little late to the party arnt ya??
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:27 PM   #6
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Always the last to show up huh?
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:45 PM   #7
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:54 PM   #8
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:15 PM   #9
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:49 PM   #10
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Couldn't the girl just put on a fake goatee or something? Probably save some money
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:51 PM   #11
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Wow, what an upside down world we live in. Whos next to be a Daddy? Claythan??
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:20 PM   #12
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...not in the way you might think though!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,360041,00.html

This is misleading. I clicked on the thread thinking you were going to tell me he'd had sex with a woman. The artificial insemination is much more plausible.
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Wow, what an upside down world we live in. Whos next to be a Daddy? Claythan??
I want no part of any children. If I ever start having sex I will be incredibly careful about protection. The thought I might be responsible for another human being TERRIFIES THE LIVING SHIT out of me. I'll double-bag it, insist on birth control, and morning after pills. Hell, I might just go get snipped now.
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:22 PM   #14
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I want no part of any children. If I ever start having sex I will be incredibly careful about protection. The thought I might be responsible for another human being TERRIFIES THE LIVING SHIT out of me. I'll double-bag it, insist on birth control, and morning after pills. Hell, I might just go get snipped now.
It terrifies us all.
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:28 PM   #15
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It terrifies us all.
Thanks, asshole. No one is more aware of how pathetically unqualified I am to be a father than me. Maybe you can resist the urge to pile on for once.
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