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Old 05-29-2008, 03:20 PM   #1
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Wow, what an upside down world we live in. Whos next to be a Daddy? Claythan??
I want no part of any children. If I ever start having sex I will be incredibly careful about protection. The thought I might be responsible for another human being TERRIFIES THE LIVING SHIT out of me. I'll double-bag it, insist on birth control, and morning after pills. Hell, I might just go get snipped now.
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:22 PM   #2
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I want no part of any children. If I ever start having sex I will be incredibly careful about protection. The thought I might be responsible for another human being TERRIFIES THE LIVING SHIT out of me. I'll double-bag it, insist on birth control, and morning after pills. Hell, I might just go get snipped now.
It terrifies us all.
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:28 PM   #3
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It terrifies us all.
Thanks, asshole. No one is more aware of how pathetically unqualified I am to be a father than me. Maybe you can resist the urge to pile on for once.
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:48 PM   #4
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Thanks, asshole. No one is more aware of how pathetically unqualified I am to be a father than me. Maybe you can resist the urge to pile on for once.
Are you aware of how pathetically unqualified your father was?
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Old 05-29-2008, 04:18 PM   #5
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Are you aware of how pathetically unqualified your father was?
I don't really know how to respond to that. I could do a lot worse as far as fathers go. I've never been physically or verbally abused.

One time when I was a teenager I faked being asleep in an attempt to get out of church. My acting was so effective my father thought I was dead, cradled me in his arms and patted my face while desperately repeating my name. I know he cares about me a great deal.

I don't blame him for raising us as Jehovah's Witnesses. That's how he was raised.
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Old 05-30-2008, 08:06 AM   #6
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I don't really know how to respond to that. I could do a lot worse as far as fathers go. I've never been physically or verbally abused.

One time when I was a teenager I faked being asleep in an attempt to get out of church. My acting was so effective my father thought I was dead, cradled me in his arms and patted my face while desperately repeating my name. I know he cares about me a great deal.

I don't blame him for raising us as Jehovah's Witnesses. That's how he was raised.
I have no doubt your father cares about you. Somehow you lack many of the characteristics inherent to a man. I won't rehash them. You know your faults. I've already been more cruel than is tasteful for me on this thread.
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Old 05-29-2008, 04:24 PM   #7
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Ouch. Damn that was harsh.
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Old 05-29-2008, 04:54 PM   #8
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Thanks, asshole. No one is more aware of how pathetically unqualified I am to be a father than me. Maybe you can resist the urge to pile on for once.
I've always thought the "pile on" was just part of your thing.
I've never thought you to be a really bad guy
In fact I've been meaning to tell you I like the link to the videos in your sig area.

I love you.....
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:06 AM   #9
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I want no part of any children. If I ever start having sex I will be incredibly careful about protection. The thought I might be responsible for another human being TERRIFIES THE LIVING SHIT out of me. I'll double-bag it, insist on birth control, and morning after pills. Hell, I might just go get snipped now.
Life is weeding you out. Ain't Darwinism a bitch?

Hey, I don't want kids either. Not until I'm like 50. I do have a desire to impregnate some woman but not until I am very very very old.

What is the deal with both Clay's not admitting they are gay? Clay Aiken repeatedly tells everyone he's not a flaming homo. I think that is just because he grew up a Southern Baptist.
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:18 AM   #10
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...Not until I'm like 50. I do have a desire to impregnate some woman but not until I am very very very old...
I hope to dance on your grave some day.

"Very, very, very old" indeed. I'm not there yet, but I'm very, very, very close.
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I hope to dance on your grave some day.

"Very, very, very old" indeed. I'm not there yet, but I'm very, very, very close.
haha, i don't really mean that 50 is old. 50 is the new 40 they say. I'll probably bite the bullet early, I'm thinking about 37. Massive heart attack or something like that. I wouldn't bet against you outliving me.
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:25 AM   #12
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haha, i don't really mean that 50 is old. 50 is the new 40 they say.
You know who says that crap? 50ish guys who miss being 40ish.

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I'll probably bite the bullet early, I'm thinking about 37. Massive heart attack or something like that. I wouldn't bet against you outliving me.
I'd make the bet if I were you.
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Life is weeding you out. Ain't Darwinism a bitch?

Hey, I don't want kids either. Not until I'm like 50. I do have a desire to impregnate some woman but not until I am very very very old.

What is the deal with both Clay's not admitting they are gay? Clay Aiken repeatedly tells everyone he's not a flaming homo. I think that is just because he grew up a Southern Baptist.
I wonder if this confirms the flaming rumor.
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Don't worry, you won't have to worry about protection.
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