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Old 04-02-2009, 07:29 AM  
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So I set out for one goal last night...
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Old 04-07-2009, 09:48 AM   #166
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I'm ok with that.

I really enjoy my friends and my day-to-day life, I like it enough to share it with ChiefsPlanet.com...of course I know the prude 40+ crowd who haven't had a truly fun and exciting night for over a decade is going to try and put me in my place...that's half the fun.
Prude? Not at all

Over 40? Yep

Haven't had a truly fun evening in over a decade? Sticking my pooey and vaggy fingers in my buddies faces hasn't been fun since.........ever.

Putting you in your place? Just about every time you post, you take care of that yourself.
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Old 04-07-2009, 09:52 AM   #167
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OK, that's awesome.
I was on probation until I was 21...and then I moved to Chicago and my roommate was a police officer...I was pretty relaxed out there...I'd get ridiculously drunk bet generally I didn't do anything stupid because I didn't want to end up dead in an alley...

Anyways, when I moved back to Normal, I decided I was ready to do something so ridiculous that I'd get arrested, and was content with being arrested one time before I relaxed.

Well upon the many staggering things I've done at freshmen dorms/bars/and late night Mexican food places, I've realized that the police officers will NOT arrest you if they don't have to, no matter what.

It's crazy. I've done so many ridiculous things to police officers and all they ever do is find some bullshit reason to write me a $50 ticket for something that doesn't even make sense.

So, naturally, I thought these tickets were like parking tickets until I was served with a subpoena for not showing up to court three different times...so Christmas time was a blessing in disguise.
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Old 04-07-2009, 09:52 AM   #168
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Man, Jack Bauer's dad was a sociopath...I'd hate to be like that guy.
So was Ted Bundy.
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Old 04-07-2009, 09:57 AM   #169
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So was Ted Bundy.
So was Al Bundy.
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Old 04-07-2009, 09:58 AM   #170
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Prude? Not at all

Over 40? Yep

Haven't had a truly fun evening in over a decade? Sticking my pooey and vaggy fingers in my buddies faces hasn't been fun since.........ever.

Putting you in your place? Just about every time you post, you take care of that yourself.
Well here, let me be honest with you...

I've never once claimed to be intelligent, book smart, or anything like that...

I was just blessed with an inordinate amount of common sense. I'm really good at dealing with people and avoiding controversy when I need to IRL...which also makes me very good at pushing just about any button on any person that I feel like needling (testing the limits of random drunk people is hilarious)...

If I cared about my reputation on this site, I wouldn't share these stories, because I realize many of you have convictions, morals, and all of that good stuff...

But really, I don't. I like to demean women with low self-esteem. I like to make fun of dudes who are total d-bags. I can't help the fact I love being the center of attention, and that I was blessed with the ability to manipulate others into acting like total idiots, thus making me look intelligent in real life.
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:03 AM   #171
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and that's why Emily was so cool...

I promise next time I see her (and we'll both be drunk because sober Emily and I have never hung out since our restaurant went under) I will let her read this thread and I guarantee she will just reply with..."ridiculous."

She knows how I am...she was the beneficiary of all my stories Saturday mornings when I stumbled into work after I night of dumbassery back in the day.
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:03 AM   #172
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Well here, let me be honest with you...

I've never once claimed to be intelligent, book smart, or anything like that...

I was just blessed with an inordinate amount of common sense. I'm really good at dealing with people and avoiding controversy when I need to IRL...which also makes me very good at pushing just about any button on any person that I feel like needling (testing the limits of random drunk people is hilarious)...

If I cared about my reputation on this site, I wouldn't share these stories, because I realize many of you have convictions, morals, and all of that good stuff...

But really, I don't. I like to demean women with low self-esteem. I like to make fun of dudes who are total d-bags. I can't help the fact I love being the center of attention, and that I was blessed with the ability to manipulate others into acting like total idiots, thus making me look intelligent in real life.
God, I admire you...............

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Old 04-07-2009, 10:04 AM   #173
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Well here, let me be honest with you...

I've never once claimed to be intelligent, book smart, or anything like that...

I was just blessed with an inordinate amount of common sense. I'm really good at dealing with people and avoiding controversy when I need to IRL...which also makes me very good at pushing just about any button on any person that I feel like needling (testing the limits of random drunk people is hilarious)...

If I cared about my reputation on this site, I wouldn't share these stories, because I realize many of you have convictions, morals, and all of that good stuff...

But really, I don't. I like to demean women with low self-esteem. I like to make fun of dudes who are total d-bags. I can't help the fact I love being the center of attention, and that I was blessed with the ability to manipulate others into acting like total idiots, thus making me look intelligent in real life.

What a very, very Midnight_Vulture-esque attitude!
Congrats.
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:06 AM   #174
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Dude, I can throw a baseball 80 MPH and I'm a 50 in Halo.

Do you really think I need to prove anything? Those two stats alone obviously make me, not only a man, but THE man.
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I thought this was the best line in the thread........


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If it doesn't bother my mom that her underachieving 23 year old son is a drunk delinquent, it doesn't bother me!


Until I read this.....


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Do you really think I need to prove anything? Those two stats alone obviously make me, not only a man, but THE man.



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Old 04-07-2009, 10:32 AM   #178
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I thought this was the best line in the thread........

Until I read this.....
Exactly what I thought.
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:50 AM   #179
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