So I set out for one goal last night...

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by ChiTown

Prude? Not at all

Over 40? Yep

Haven't had a truly fun evening in over a decade? Sticking my pooey and vaggy fingers in my buddies faces hasn't been fun since.........ever.

Putting you in your place? Just about every time you post, you take care of that yourself.

Well here, let me be honest with you...

I've never once claimed to be intelligent, book smart, or anything like that...

I was just blessed with an inordinate amount of common sense. I'm really good at dealing with people and avoiding controversy when I need to IRL...which also makes me very good at pushing just about any button on any person that I feel like needling (testing the limits of random drunk people is hilarious)...

If I cared about my reputation on this site, I wouldn't share these stories, because I realize many of you have convictions, morals, and all of that good stuff...

But really, I don't. I like to demean women with low self-esteem. I like to make fun of dudes who are total d-bags. I can't help the fact I love being the center of attention, and that I was blessed with the ability to manipulate others into acting like total idiots, thus making me look intelligent in real life.