Why do I do it to myself?

[Katipan]

Raunchy pussy smells alot like buttered popcorn.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Raunchy pussy smells alot like buttered popcorn.

Come on.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Hootie

Come on.

I'm not saying it smells like Em-Dawg, dork.

It truly does. Period pussy? Buttered Popcorn.
I may not have touched all the nasty boxes you've touched, but I've smelled them.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Katipan

I'm not saying it smells like Em-Dawg, dork.

It truly does. Period pussy? Buttered Popcorn.
I may not have touched all the nasty boxes you've touched, but I've smelled them.

I know.

I feel so terrible that the mere thought of any sexual activity with any vagina sounds awful.

Jessica Biel could walk in my front door naked and I would just roll over and cry.

[ChiTown]

Originally Posted by Katipan

It truly does. Period pussy? Buttered Popcorn.
I may not have touched all the nasty boxes you've touched, but I've smelled them.

Buttered Popcorn? All this time, I thought my wife was up late watching movies once a month. Huh...............

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by ChiTown

Buttered Popcorn? All this time, I thought my wife was up late watching movies once a month. Huh...............

You'll have to tell us if it tastes the same.

[ChiTown]

Originally Posted by Katipan

You'll have to tell us if it tastes the same.

I earned my red wings as a young man. Unlike Hootie, I don't feel the need to poke a needle in my left eye, just to see if it hurts worse than the one in my right eye.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by ChiTown

I earned my red wings as a young man. Unlike Hootie, I don't feel the need to poke a needle in my left eye, just to see if it hurts worse than the one in my right eye.

I'd have to really hate a dude to let him eat me while I was bleeding. Or he'd have to be Hootie.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by ChiTown

I earned my red wings as a young man. Unlike Hootie, I don't feel the need to poke a needle in my left eye, just to see if it hurts worse than the one in my right eye.

You want to hear something really disturbing?

When I was in high school, I used to drink a LOT of pop. Like, 12 a day...I'm not kidding. I used to play basketball and baseball, so I could eat/drink/do whatever I wanted and it never really mattered...either way, I'd spend a lot of time on the computer or playing video games or doing both because I had the luxury of having all of that shit in my room.

Anyways, being the lazy mother ****er I am, I used to pee in empty mountain dew bottles because I didn't feel like walking across the hall and using the toilet.

Also, I used to have a lot of sex with my ex in my room with my girlfriend at the time...even though I knew my mom knew and didn't care, it was still something that I didn't want to broadcast to her...so for the week or so we used condoms I'd just kind of store them in this cupboard along with these pee bottles...one time when we were in the act she started her period (gross) and I had to wipe it up with a rag.

So the contents of this mystery cupboard were about 5 gross, used condoms...20 20 oz. bottles of urine, a bloody rag, and a few empty bottles of booze.

So one day I take a piss in one of these bottles, take it to my storage lair, and sure enough...SPOTLESS! That's right, mother did a little spring cleaning when I was away for the day.

Never said a word to me about it...I knew she wouldn't, but I can only imagine what was going through her head when she opened up that cupboard.

Of course she also found and washed my jerk off rag when I was in 8th grade so...

[Nzoner]

Originally Posted by Katipan

You'll have to tell us if it tastes the same.

I just happened to be taking a drink of hot tea when I read that and it sure as hell didn't taste the same.

[Dave Lane]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Raunchy pussy smells alot like buttered popcorn.

Now thats just wrong. I mean butter is quite sensitive and is very offended.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Dave Lane

Now thats just wrong. I mean butter is quite sensitive and is very offended.

You're right. I'm sorry.

Raunchy pussy smells like popcorn jelly bellys.

[keg in kc]

Originally Posted by Katipan

You're right. I'm sorry.

Raunchy pussy smells like popcorn jelly bellys.

There's deodorant for that.

As you know.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by keg in kc

There's deodorant for that.

As you know.

Yes... My sweet sweet Dylan. Long blonde hair. Vet technician by day. Dirty dirty dirty girl by night.

She still sends me I love yous. I can still remember the smell of her pussy deoderant.

Girls are so gross. Yay men!

[keg in kc]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Dirty dirty dirty girl by night.

Only three dirtys?

Amateur.

Originally Posted by Katipan

You'll have to pick up the tissues. I'm not touching any jizz I wasn't a part of.

Done.