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Old 07-07-2009, 08:47 AM  
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The Divorce update!
Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent!

So, being a horn dog and all, I convinced my soon to be ex to "Have one night of no inhibition, all out, major sex" to kiss our marriage good bye. It was to be a great time!

The dirty bitch actually complained the entire time (you don't have to spend so much time on that spot....I have a lower gag reflex because I'm pregnant...you're smashing my boobs....I don't want to do that position, etc.)......and we mostly just did it missionary. She wasn't willing to do any other position. Never have I EVER had a worst time in bed. NEEVER!!! I figure that this is exactly the way I want to kiss our marriage good bye!

Yesterday, I saw the attorney for the first time. It was better than I expected. I can't wait to be divorced. I just have to find the fundage!
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:21 AM   #31
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Big mistake. I did the same thing, and wrote about it here. Only difference was ours was the best sex we had in years. It setback my recovery for weeks. Im still not over the bitch and would probably still give her another chance.
Are there any new developments in your deal?
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:25 AM   #32
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So the truth comes out... you're terrible in the sack. I always suspected.
Damn, now I have ruined my chances with you...........
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:27 AM   #33
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What the hell made you think that might be a good idea?
No shit. Where is that little man in your head saying "BAD F'ING IDEA BURT"?
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:28 AM   #34
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Are there any new developments in your deal?
I am getting an apartment a week from tomorrow. Wont be completely moved in until the first week of August though. She says she's getting a town house but I have a feeling its going to be gone by the time she has the money to move in, so she'll probably have to put her stuff in storage for awhile. She wont admit to her boyfriend moving in with her because she knows I can and will come take the kids but a lot of his shit is going to be there and she admits he will be spending the night there a lot. I know he's going to be living there but thats a little hard to prove if everything is in her name.

We still have an agreement to stay married for financial/insurance reasons for awhile, but I have two grand saved back for a divorce lawyer just in case. I may have to end up spending that on a bankruptcy lawyer though since we are going to be losing the house and I dont know if we have enough equity to cover what we owe.

So basically, no nothing new yet.
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:28 AM   #35
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WTF is going on with some of you MF'rs..........?
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So did you blow up in her? With her being knocked up and all.
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I'm just kind of surprised a soon-to-be ex-wife would agree to this...
I AM a salesman, ya know......
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I'm more surprised that Burt would even touch her after knowing what she did to him.
Ok I'm arriving late to this. She's pregnant and they are divorcing? Did she get knocked up by another guy? Who's decision is it to get divorced. If her, chalk it up to pregnant crazy. If its him that's a little cold if she's pregnant and its his.

Ok, fill me in please!!
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Just to be clear... your leaving your pregnant wife? Way to think of the kids!
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Just to be clear... your leaving your pregnant wife? Way to think of the kids!
She cheated on him and is carrying another man's baby.
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She cheated on him and is carrying another man's baby.
Eeeeewwwwwww. What a skank!!!

And he touched her?? What he got the guys AIDS?
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When a pregnant woman goes to her first OBGYN appointment they test for STD's. Hopefully if anything came back positive she would have let Burt know.
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The skank was doing both of us at the same time, so I guess it was a little late to worry about that.....
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When a pregnant woman goes to her first OBGYN appointment they test for STD's. Hopefully if anything came back positive she would have let Burt know.
That's not necessarily true.

Sorry honey.
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When a pregnant woman goes to her first OBGYN appointment they test for STD's. Hopefully if anything came back positive she would have let Burt know.
and burt got checked for them right after he found out she was f@cking someone else.
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