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Old 07-07-2009, 08:47 AM  
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The Divorce update!
Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent!

So, being a horn dog and all, I convinced my soon to be ex to "Have one night of no inhibition, all out, major sex" to kiss our marriage good bye. It was to be a great time!

The dirty bitch actually complained the entire time (you don't have to spend so much time on that spot....I have a lower gag reflex because I'm pregnant...you're smashing my boobs....I don't want to do that position, etc.)......and we mostly just did it missionary. She wasn't willing to do any other position. Never have I EVER had a worst time in bed. NEEVER!!! I figure that this is exactly the way I want to kiss our marriage good bye!

Yesterday, I saw the attorney for the first time. It was better than I expected. I can't wait to be divorced. I just have to find the fundage!
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Old 07-07-2009, 11:21 AM   #136
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If I make it down to Springtown and take MTG out for a party night....I just hope he doesn't look like his avatar! Neither one of us will get any.......
Nah Im a good looking guy. My confidence and self-esteem are still shattered though so I dont know how many girls I'll be attracting. Chicks pick up on that shit real quick.
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Old 07-07-2009, 11:24 AM   #137
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Nah Im a good looking guy. My confidence and self-esteem are still shattered though so I dont know how many girls I'll be attracting. Chicks pick up on that shit real quick.
I am NOT so much to look at, but I have enough confidence and self esteem to cover us both! Chicks dig me! They see the confidence and nice guy interior and whala....IF I make it to Springtown....we will have fun! LOTS!
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Old 07-07-2009, 11:27 AM   #138
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At the very least you should post nude pics of her so we tell you if the last romp had any chance of being worth it.
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Old 07-07-2009, 11:29 AM   #139
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I am NOT so much to look at, but I have enough confidence and self esteem to cover us both! Chicks dig me! They see the confidence and nice guy interior and whala....IF I make it to Springtown....we will have fun! LOTS!
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Old 07-07-2009, 11:30 AM   #140
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At the very least you should post nude pics of her so we tell you if the last romp had any chance of being worth it.
Anyone worth their salt would know their are already pics of that beautiful tramp on this site! Look it up if ya want...I won't.
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Old 07-07-2009, 12:35 PM   #141
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You forgot to pimp the baby blue pointy-pocket shirts.
, i gave that away, i'm now a large, i've replaced it w/ a nice fitted manilla color French Connection shirt w/ an exagerated vertical row of buttons, i'm sure to score soon.
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Old 07-07-2009, 12:59 PM   #142
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Old 07-07-2009, 02:00 PM   #143
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I know I need to take this advice too, but how do you do so when you still have to see her 2-3 times per week because of kids? It makes it a lot harder.
THIS!!!!!
It drives me crazy I can't wipe her memory clean from my brain and it drives me crazy people don't understand this. We have little kids. We have joint custody. Can't avoid her.
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Old 07-07-2009, 02:16 PM   #144
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THIS!!!!!
It drives me crazy I can't wipe her memory clean from my brain and it drives me crazy people don't understand this. We have little kids. We have joint custody. Can't avoid her.
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I understand! But other than picking the kids up or dropping them off....I don't EVER want to see her or be around her. Absense makes the memory fade...and when I want a memory, I will think about the "Last Night" and laugh! I want to zip through this divorce and be done. She is a worthless gash and I am much better without her. I will live a fantastic life just to spite her.

One of my pals from work and I are gonna float the Niangua this weekend, so no partying in Springtown! I am going to be happy.....LIFE IS GOOD!
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Old 07-07-2009, 02:26 PM   #145
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You callin me a liar? Now I gotta kick your ass.....right after I kick Evil's ass! All kidding aside...I feel great, and I am in the best frame of mind that I have been in for months. I amm off all weekend (Fiday thru Monday)and I will either head for Springfield or go camping! Maybe I need to stop in and get MTG to show him a great time!
but, not in a gay weird way, correct?
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Old 07-07-2009, 02:27 PM   #146
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That too gross to type or read.
can you explain it, i don't get it, I ALWAYS get his jokes, too.
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Old 07-07-2009, 02:32 PM   #148
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but, not in a gay weird way, correct?
I am terminally hetrosexual!
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can you explain it, i don't get it, I ALWAYS get his jokes, too.
Too gross to explain!
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