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"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can do today."
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10-05-2012, 09:33 PM | #3 |
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"you damn kids!"
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10-05-2012, 09:33 PM | #4 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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"Please put down the knife, dad."
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10-05-2012, 09:34 PM | #5 |
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My friends mom used to tell him when he was getting ready that "he moved slower than whale shit at the bottom of the ocean."
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10-05-2012, 09:35 PM | #6 |
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My dad used to say "there's a lot of quit in that boy" long before Ron White made it famous.
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10-05-2012, 09:36 PM | #7 |
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my dad used to tell me to want in one hand and crap in the other; then see which one gets full first.
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10-05-2012, 09:39 PM | #8 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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"Why am I turning in circles, Mom?"
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10-05-2012, 09:41 PM | #9 |
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"Sleep when you're dead"
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10-05-2012, 09:41 PM | #10 |
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You'd sell your asshole if you could shit thru your ribs.
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10-05-2012, 09:42 PM | #11 |
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"Send em' to school and they eat the books" - pops
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10-05-2012, 09:42 PM | #12 |
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When my Dad watches me do ANYTHING that is not EXACTLY the way he does it, especially if I'm having a difficult time doing said thing, he'll say, " They way you're doing that reminds me of 2 old people ****ing."
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10-05-2012, 09:43 PM | #13 |
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10-05-2012, 09:43 PM | #14 |
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You could tear up an anvil in a sandbox.
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10-05-2012, 09:44 PM | #15 |
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My ex FIL used to say that to which I'd retort "I'll sleep while I'm alive so I don't end up dead sooner thank you." Mr. hardest working guy ever took naps ever day so **** him.
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