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Paralyzed Man Wakes to Find His Dog Bit Off His Testicle
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That part had me curious, too.
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WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
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Why did I click on this thread. WHYWHYWHY
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Run Chiefs fans, run!!
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Antifreeze for the dog.
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"Think BOOM!"
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You're not having a ball?
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MVP
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Don't cook bacon and then scratch your balls.
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My work speaks for itself!!!
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Said the man from his hospital bed:
I now regret my previous decision to spray paint my testes green so they resembled tennis balls.
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Stuff & Things
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I wonder if he's off to the rodeo?
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When asked how the testicle tasted, the dog responded, "ruff!"
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pie is never free
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Had it put down, thats sad, i'm sure he loved the little squirt.
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Now you've pissed me off!
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Raw doggin' it.
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Stroking to the SB Champs!
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his new nickname could be "Wrecking Ball"
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Who knew the Zombie Apocalypse would be started by a "small, white, fluffy" dog in Arkansas and not Florida?
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He got Bob Barkered by his own dog.
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You can't spend all day yelling, "Get the ball, boy! Get the ball!" and not expect a little confusion come nightfall.
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