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Quit your bullshit
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Bored of winning
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Why the **** would you even ask something like that? You think I'm going to throw a party without cocaine? God damn...it's like you people have never rented out a country before.
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MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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What street Ju-an?
Juan. Which Juan? The Juan by 1st. I don't know him.
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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They gave a stern "no" to snoop dog last year, and you want to bring coke?
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Banned
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Fort Worth, TX
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MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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Cocaine??
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Embrace the love
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
Casino cash: $4157192
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For $500 I'm going to need to see the caliber of hookers and blow.
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#7 |
Quit your bullshit
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Bored of winning
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You live in Pittsburg Kansas, and you're worried about the quality of hookers and blow in Europe?
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Embrace the love
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
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Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Northland
Casino cash: $-1730644
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Cool. I'll break out my silver snoot for this special occasion.
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Immanentize The Eschaton
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In Partibus Infidelium
Casino cash: $-904120
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I don't know. I live in a really small town. I could probably get every hooker here to show up at my house for $500.
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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I bet there are more hookers than you think.
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#12 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Possibly, but they are very cheap.
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Quit your bullshit
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Rain Man's theorem: There are always more hookers than you think...even when you take Rain Man's theorem into consideration.
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Immanentize The Eschaton
Join Date: Oct 2002
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There is a casino just down the freeway from me. A few years ago (I think they still do this) they had a deal going where you'd register and get what was basically a loadable credit/debit card that only worked there. You could use it to pay at the machines. Of course it was an attempt to get you to go through more money than you wanted to, but the selling point was that you could load it with however much you were willing to lose and then stop when you hit zero. When you first signed up they'd give you a five dollar credit. There was a...lady...who was exchanging blowjobs for the cards loaded with the five dollar credit. They busted her when they observed her using multiple cards and then watched her do it on the parking lot video. That's $5 for a blowjob and you didn't even actually have to come up with the five bucks. To answer the obvious question; no I did not make use of her services.
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