Money Who here has $500? - Page 3

**Saul Good** · 01-22-2015, 09:22 PM

I'm wanting to throw a party, and all attendees will need to chip in $500 each. It will be worth every penny. We're going to rent the country of Liechtenstein. This is limited to the first 150 people on a first come first served basis.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...-rental-scheme

Pablo · 01-22-2015, 11:01 PM

Cool. I'll break out my silver snoot for this special occasion.

**Saul Good** · 01-22-2015, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy

For $500 I'm going to need to see the caliber of hookers and blow.

You live in Pittsburg Kansas, and you're worried about the quality of hookers and blow in Europe?

crazycoffey · 01-23-2015, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red

what if Whitlock and Barry's Koolaid were the only two to sign up Saul, what then?

Then count me in.....

listopencil · 01-23-2015, 01:02 AM

I don't know. I live in a really small town. I could probably get every hooker here to show up at my house for $500.

**Rain Man** · 01-23-2015, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil

I don't know. I live in a really small town. I could probably get every hooker here to show up at my house for $500.

I bet there are more hookers than you think.

listopencil · 01-23-2015, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I bet there are more hookers than you think.

Possibly, but they are very cheap.

listopencil · 01-23-2015, 02:06 AM

There is a casino just down the freeway from me. A few years ago (I think they still do this) they had a deal going where you'd register and get what was basically a loadable credit/debit card that only worked there. You could use it to pay at the machines. Of course it was an attempt to get you to go through more money than you wanted to, but the selling point was that you could load it with however much you were willing to lose and then stop when you hit zero. When you first signed up they'd give you a five dollar credit. There was a...lady...who was exchanging blowjobs for the cards loaded with the five dollar credit. They busted her when they observed her using multiple cards and then watched her do it on the parking lot video. That's $5 for a blowjob and you didn't even actually have to come up with the five bucks. To answer the obvious question; no I did not make use of her services.

crazycoffey · 01-23-2015, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil

I don't know. I live in a really small town. I could probably get every hooker here to show up at my house for $500.

All 4-8 of them? You'd have better luck getting 4 bar sluts

**mdchiefsfan** · 01-23-2015, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good

That's even worse. Why does it go from Street not 1 to Street not 12?

**Saul Good** · 01-23-2015, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil

There is a casino just down the freeway from me. A few years ago (I think they still do this) they had a deal going where you'd register and get what was basically a loadable credit/debit card that only worked there. You could use it to pay at the machines. Of course it was an attempt to get you to go through more money than you wanted to, but the selling point was that you could load it with however much you were willing to lose and then stop when you hit zero. When you first signed up they'd give you a five dollar credit. There was a...lady...who was exchanging blowjobs for the cards loaded with the five dollar credit. They busted her when they observed her using multiple cards and then watched her do it on the parking lot video. That's $5 for a blowjob and you didn't even actually have to come up with the five bucks. To answer the obvious question; no I did not make use of her services.

14,000 BJs, and she could rent out Liechtenstein.

**Saul Good** · 01-23-2015, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I bet there are more hookers than you think.

Rain Man's theorem: There are always more hookers than you think...even when you take Rain Man's theorem into consideration.

crazycoffey · 01-23-2015, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo

Will there be coke at this party?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good

Why the **** would you even ask something like that? You think I'm going to throw a party without cocaine? God damn...it's like you people have never rented out a country before.

They gave a stern "no" to snoop dog last year, and you want to bring coke?

KC native · 01-23-2015, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey

They gave a stern "no" to snoop dog last year, and you want to bring coke?

Shut up pig.

crazycoffey · 01-23-2015, 09:29 AM

Oh, and what's the extra $5k going towards, Saul? Is this just a scam to make a quick 5 grand?

KC parole violation; can you be a bit more creative?

Sully · 01-23-2015, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Actually, if there was a conga line approaching me from one direction and a 20-foot anaconda approaching me from the other, I would run toward the anaconda.

If the two things met, would it be an anaconga?

01-22-2015, 09:22 PM
Saul Good Quit your bullshit Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bored of winning Casino cash: $10052799	Who here has $500? I'm wanting to throw a party, and all attendees will need to chip in $500 each. It will be worth every penny. We're going to rent the country of Liechtenstein. This is limited to the first 150 people on a first come first served basis. http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...-rental-scheme
Posts: 41,870

01-22-2015, 11:01 PM	#31
Pablo Ultrabanned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Northland Casino cash: $-1680644	Cool. I'll break out my silver snoot for this special occasion.
Posts: 43,796

01-23-2015, 01:02 AM	#34
listopencil Immanentize The Eschaton Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In Partibus Infidelium Casino cash: $-854120	I don't know. I live in a really small town. I could probably get every hooker here to show up at my house for $500. __________________ *While you live, shine. Have no grief at all. Life exists only for a short while and time demands its toll.*
Posts: 56,796

01-23-2015, 02:06 AM	#37
listopencil Immanentize The Eschaton Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In Partibus Infidelium Casino cash: $-854120	There is a casino just down the freeway from me. A few years ago (I think they still do this) they had a deal going where you'd register and get what was basically a loadable credit/debit card that only worked there. You could use it to pay at the machines. Of course it was an attempt to get you to go through more money than you wanted to, but the selling point was that you could load it with however much you were willing to lose and then stop when you hit zero. When you first signed up they'd give you a five dollar credit. There was a...lady...who was exchanging blowjobs for the cards loaded with the five dollar credit. They busted her when they observed her using multiple cards and then watched her do it on the parking lot video. That's $5 for a blowjob and you didn't even actually have to come up with the five bucks. To answer the obvious question; no I did not make use of her services. __________________ *While you live, shine. Have no grief at all. Life exists only for a short while and time demands its toll.*
Posts: 56,796

01-23-2015, 09:29 AM	#44
crazycoffey .......... Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $4167901	Oh, and what's the extra $5k going towards, Saul? Is this just a scam to make a quick 5 grand? KC parole violation; can you be a bit more creative?
Posts: 28,392