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Old 07-07-2009, 08:47 AM  
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The Divorce update!
Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent!

So, being a horn dog and all, I convinced my soon to be ex to "Have one night of no inhibition, all out, major sex" to kiss our marriage good bye. It was to be a great time!

The dirty bitch actually complained the entire time (you don't have to spend so much time on that spot....I have a lower gag reflex because I'm pregnant...you're smashing my boobs....I don't want to do that position, etc.)......and we mostly just did it missionary. She wasn't willing to do any other position. Never have I EVER had a worst time in bed. NEEVER!!! I figure that this is exactly the way I want to kiss our marriage good bye!

Yesterday, I saw the attorney for the first time. It was better than I expected. I can't wait to be divorced. I just have to find the fundage!
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:01 AM   #61
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:03 AM   #62
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Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent!..
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:04 AM   #63
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I think they did the rest of the testing when I had to drink that gross crap for the Glucose test. But hell if I can remember.
Ah yes... the orange crap! I had to take the Glucose test twice b/c I ended up getting pissed-off at the first dr I was seeing.
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:04 AM   #64
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I know most women do not want to be alone. Especially pregnant women.
No offense to Burt who I think is a dreamboat sex kitten, but they aren't together for a reason. It is socially acceptable to be a single mother these days. And I have never found my children to be a deterent to the male population.

At least the portion of the male population that choose to be interested in me.
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:04 AM   #65
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:07 AM   #66
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She cheated on him and is carrying another man's baby.
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:11 AM   #67
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SHE says that she broke it off with him. I believe that he broke it off with her, when she became available and pregnant with his child!
And then you have sex with her? Dude, thats so wrong on so many levels.
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:12 AM   #68
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No offense to Burt who I think is a dreamboat sex kitten, but they aren't together for a reason. It is socially acceptable to be a single mother these days. And I have never found my children to be a deterent to the male population.

At least the portion of the male population that choose to be interested in me.
Did your kids like Endelt?
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:16 AM   #69
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And then you have sex with her? Dude, thats so wrong on so many levels.
Ever hear...."A stiff dick has no conscious".....and it was a great decision....long term!
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I have to add your name to the list of asses to kick!
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Ever hear...."A stiff dick has no conscious".....and it was a great decision....long term!
OHHH I have had many negative personal experiences when I let the little head do the thinking for the big head.....but still...
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:20 AM   #72
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Ever hear...."A stiff dick has no conscious".....and it was a great decision....long term!
I understand exactly what your talking about. Did the ex 3 times after we seperated, first 2 times mainly because I was still in love with her. But the last time was the best as She had addmited by that point she was Happy with her new BF, and if confirmed to me she was still a CHEATING HO!!!

And like you if confirmed to me at that point there was better out there.
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