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View Poll Results: How will the Raider Rusher die? | |||
Pelted to death by AA batteries | 10 | 15.87% | |
Stabbed in the parking lot by members of the Latin Kings | 28 | 44.44% | |
Thrown from the upper deck | 17 | 26.98% | |
Beaten to death by 49er fans | 2 | 3.17% | |
Other (explain) | 6 | 9.52% | |
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09-22-2013, 09:43 PM | #2 |
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09-22-2013, 09:47 PM | #3 |
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Stabbed in the neck by a homemade shiv that one of the Raider fans out on parole sneaks into the game in his rectum.
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09-22-2013, 09:48 PM | #4 |
Mahomes or GTFO
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I feel like you can't make this up unless you've done it?
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09-22-2013, 09:49 PM | #5 |
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Perforated rectum....you can figure out how....
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09-22-2013, 09:52 PM | #6 |
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A stoning... in thy mercy
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09-22-2013, 09:53 PM | #7 |
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09-22-2013, 10:07 PM | #8 |
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09-22-2013, 10:08 PM | #9 |
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Is that real?
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09-22-2013, 10:13 PM | #10 |
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Tossed from the upper deck. Someone will be quoted as saying, "We really thought he'd just bounce and be ok. We didn't know there's a real person inside."
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09-22-2013, 10:41 PM | #11 |
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trips and falls into the visiting dugout drowns in raw sewage
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09-22-2013, 10:44 PM | #12 |
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It's all a ploy for when kc wolf does a jump slam pregame he's going to get shanked.
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09-22-2013, 11:27 PM | #13 |
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09-22-2013, 11:45 PM | #14 |
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09-23-2013, 02:49 AM | #15 |
Kindness in words...
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My two options for the Rushers death:
1. Zombie Al Davis digs his way out of the grave and consumes the mascot. Oh, shit... It lives!!!: 2. A battery shortage causes fans to pelt the Rusher with Mark Davis Bobblehead dolls as every store in the greater Bay area was out of the obligatory D-cells: |
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