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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR
It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 09-16-2013, 11:13 PM   #376
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Every week, until the 6th sack, I will offer you the chance to release me from this bet, thereby saving yourself hot-oil penis torture.

This is my bargin, you mewling quim.
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Old 09-16-2013, 11:19 PM   #377
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Old 09-16-2013, 11:25 PM   #378
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Old 09-16-2013, 11:31 PM   #379
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(I have not.)

(Have you read the Bible?)

(Because I have some Good News for you.)
Seriously, Direckshun, why have you not seen this ****ing movie?

There Will Be Blood. Daniel Day Lewis won best actor for it.

Quit watching Futurama and Holocaust documentaries and watch this movie. You can come back to them later.
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Old 09-17-2013, 03:39 AM   #380
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(Then my reference is lost on you, and I have nothing more to say)
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Old 09-23-2013, 06:50 PM   #381
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Week 3 update:

3 sacks allowed.

However, based on PFF scores, he is improving week to week.
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Old 09-23-2013, 07:06 PM   #382
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Week 3 update:

3 sacks allowed.

However, based on PFF scores, he is improving week to week.
Isn't Fisher technically improving from week to week as well?

And I'm just good with one per week. I'd love to see a nice 2-sack week just to bring a smile to my face, but that's not the point of it all.
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Old 09-23-2013, 07:08 PM   #383
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Isn't Fisher technically improving from week to week as well?
No. He's getting worse. This past week was his worst game.
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Old 09-23-2013, 07:10 PM   #384
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Direckshun is ****ed.

I again offer my overture. It'll be one less dick in your ass, brah.
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Old 09-23-2013, 07:13 PM   #385
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No. He's getting worse. This past week was his worst game.
Jizz. See, this is what enrages me about the "just wait" people.

He's not learning shit if he's getting his ass beat down after down. How could he? He knows what he's doing wrong I'm sure, he's just incapable of changing.
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Old 09-23-2013, 07:14 PM   #386
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Jeff Allen has improved quite a bit after being darn near the worst OL in football last year, so I'm willing to give Fisher time.

But god damn he is disappointing for a #1 overall.

I'd rather have invested in a QB.

That way you're not left holding your dick after 4 years of Alex's checkdowns.
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How's Hudson doing? I can never tell if he's doing okay or not. I think that means he's keeping out of trouble, though I could be dead wrong.
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Old 09-23-2013, 07:29 PM   #388
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Jeff Allen has improved quite a bit after being darn near the worst OL in football last year, so I'm willing to give Fisher time.

But god damn he is disappointing for a #1 overall.

I'd rather have invested in a QB.

That way you're not left holding your dick after 4 years of Alex's checkdowns.
PFF is really generous to this O-line. Everyone but Fisher with a positive overall rating. They must really hate Alex Smith.
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PFF is really generous to this O-line. Everyone but Fisher with a positive overall rating. They must really hate Alex Smith.
Quite a few of the sacks he's taken are from holding on to the ball. So there's that.
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Old 09-23-2013, 08:16 PM   #390
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Week 3 update:

3 sacks allowed.

However, based on PFF scores, he is improving week to week.
Well.

Balls.
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