|
10-12-2013, 02:13 AM | #2 |
umm...what do I say here?
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: S.E. Kansas
Casino cash: $9495227
|
RUN.....No really good luck dude!!!
__________________
BTW, your draft input is reminiscent of a porn stars cock sucking gone wild video. Sure it's great when they open their mouths but the funk that drips out afterward nobody wants a part of[/quote] |
Posts: 1,289
|
10-12-2013, 02:16 AM | #3 |
The chosen one
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: OC, California
Casino cash: $1335760
|
Where ya getting married?
|
Posts: 3,144
|
10-12-2013, 02:28 AM | #4 |
....
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
Casino cash: $8659352
VARSITY
|
Don't do it and run...
|
Posts: 27,731
|
10-12-2013, 02:30 AM | #5 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: London
Casino cash: $13920126
VARSITY
|
Congrats dude. Just don't get drunk before the wedding man.
__________________
My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
Posts: 65,558
|
10-12-2013, 02:40 AM | #6 |
The Boom Boom Room
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Far Beyond Comprehension
Casino cash: $552813
|
Keep an emergency stash of Mylanta too
__________________
|
Posts: 42,165
|
10-12-2013, 02:42 AM | #7 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: London
Casino cash: $13920126
VARSITY
|
Don't lock your knees while standing up there either. Always slightly bent. Don't know how many videos I have seen of grooms and groomsmen that lock their knees for long periods then fall over.
__________________
My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
Posts: 65,558
|
10-12-2013, 02:57 AM | #8 |
Meow
Join Date: Jun 2005
Casino cash: $10005050
|
Once it's all legal just make sure you don't forget to PIIHB!
(I kid I kid....congrats man....don't worry treat it like a celebration after all your wedding night might be the last time you have sex for a couple years! )
__________________
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t*rd by the clean end" |
Posts: 8,523
|
10-12-2013, 03:17 AM | #9 |
Caralho
Join Date: Sep 2011
Casino cash: $9631474
|
Congratulations manu!!!!!!!
If you get an ocelot as a wedding gift, you know who it came from.
__________________
Perhaps we can fly. All of us. How will we ever know unless we leap from some tall tower? No man ever truly knows what he can do unless he dares to leap. |
Posts: 18,453
|
10-12-2013, 03:26 AM | #10 |
Huh
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: KC, Mo
Casino cash: $10004900
|
Congratulations!
__________________
|
Posts: 416
|
10-12-2013, 04:55 AM | #11 |
Scott Pioli
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: The Copacobana
Casino cash: $9363645
|
Congrats. Marrying my wife was the best decision I ever made.
__________________
|
Posts: 23,212
|
10-12-2013, 05:05 AM | #12 |
Training Camp Hero
Join Date: Oct 2006
Casino cash: $8504801
|
Congrats and good luck bro.
|
Posts: 5,996
|
10-12-2013, 05:06 AM | #13 |
Training Camp Hero
Join Date: Oct 2006
Casino cash: $8504801
|
My coach once gave me some advice for when you cant sleep before a big game. "Lying there with your eyes closed, is just as good as sleeping." No grounds for that in science, but its worth a shot.
|
Posts: 5,996
|
10-12-2013, 05:50 AM | #14 |
Everything is Awesome!!!!!
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: The Pitt
Casino cash: $1786805
|
congrats and best wishes!!! hope you don't oversleep!!!!
__________________
Originally Posted by Big Smoke May as well laugh. Otherwise I will probably break shit. |
Posts: 10,961
|
10-12-2013, 05:52 AM | #15 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
Casino cash: $12743829
|
Nooooooooooooooo!
__________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Advertise here: $19.99 a month |
Posts: 34,009
|
|
|