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Yes. It seems like a great way to catch up with friends I never met. | 3 | 13.04% | |
Yes. But only to see how many embarrassed people pretend to remember me. | 9 | 39.13% | |
No. Because that wouldn't be right. | 3 | 13.04% | |
No. People pay me to go to parties, not the other way around. | 8 | 34.78% | |
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04-09-2014, 07:42 PM | #2 |
"You like to drink?"
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Is this a MENSA humblebrag or something?
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04-09-2014, 07:49 PM | #3 |
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I've pondered joining Mensa, but I can never remember the address where the membership event is held.
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04-09-2014, 07:51 PM | #4 |
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i thought this was a thread in which you told us how you were standing in line behind Scott Pioli at Radio Shack
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04-09-2014, 07:52 PM | #5 |
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I think Scott got into this business program last year. It's really easy to get in.
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04-09-2014, 08:26 PM | #6 |
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I think you should go.....Introduce yourself as Frank Abagnale.
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04-09-2014, 08:26 PM | #7 |
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You should go.Tell them after you left them you became a pig farmer and own your own swine facility. When they all point at you and laugh that's when you tell them you made over 3 mill last year and ask for volunteers to smell your hand.
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04-09-2014, 08:26 PM | #8 |
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Oooh, I just watched that this weekend. That might work.
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04-09-2014, 08:27 PM | #9 |
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I'll keep that one in my vest pocket if I need it.
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04-09-2014, 09:00 PM | #10 |
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What is the name of this organization?
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04-09-2014, 10:21 PM | #11 |
I'm with the banned.
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You might not get to experience the fun of being kicked out if your wife is permitted to bring you as her date.
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04-10-2014, 05:57 AM | #12 |
War Eagle !!!
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04-10-2014, 06:34 AM | #13 |
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Go as Art Vandelay.
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04-10-2014, 06:56 AM | #14 |
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04-10-2014, 07:24 AM | #15 |
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#1 - So you were willing to pay thousands to get in the class and now you're stupefied about shilling out a measly $40 to go pig (honestly, no pun intended) out on the buffet and rub (do not confuse this with the BBQ term) shoulders with the so-designated elite? #2 - Get the inside info about the 'little' things that happened in the class and during breaks from your spouse and then go up to specific individuals with the ol' "Hey, there! Great to see you again! I remember you 'cuz you were the one who..." #3 - Make sure you meet up with that a-hole interviewer and thank him over and over for giving his recommendation for you to be selected. Then ask him casual questions about his professional background and question the truthfulness of his statements (i.e., "You say you were the ________ at ________ in KC from 1997-2000? Are you sure? 'Cuz I went there almost monthly back then and never remember seeing you there."). |
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