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yeah. | 11 | 55.00% | |
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04-20-2014, 04:14 AM | #4411 |
Constable of Untruths
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04-20-2014, 06:11 AM | #4412 |
Consuming CP souls
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Location: U.S.A.
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He is a man that attempts to pick up chicks by dropping a magnum condom and a wad of hundreds in front of them. He also goes after the scraps after his two friends bang the broad. In ever search of a bang maid to suit his desires. Proficient in banging out back in dumpsters as well.
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04-20-2014, 10:55 AM | #4413 |
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Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Missouri
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So here is the update on the situation with Squirrel
I had 1 day of normal before the weekend became a cluster ****..I woke up to cops knocking on my door..not having done anything wrong I figured someone was hurt or dead..they said they needed to ask some questions..started asking me where I was that night..who I was with..what my mood was like..had I been drinking..so I stopped answering after that question and asked what it was about..apparently Squirrel had been thrown down stairs.."thrown"..I said I was calling my lawyer..they asked me to go with them..I asked if I was under arrest..they said no..so I said bye and shut the door..called my buddy who is a lawyer he called the cops and talked to someone..lawyer called back said he was picking me up and we would go talk..went and explained to the police it couldn't be with me because I was with someone at home when this "accident" happened After dealing with that I went to the city..was enjoying my time..A buddy called said him and his wife got into it..she was needing a place to stay..He was staying because his parents were there..so I said she could stay at the house..told them where the key was..so I'm sure you can tell where this is going..she parked her new Cadillac CTS in the drive..apparently Squirrel drove by while she was outside packing in her bag..The friend said a car stopped on the highway then took off..well sometime that night I'm guessing Squirrel came by and ****ed that brand new car up..she keyed it good..scratched in some nice colorful words..then busted out the drivers window with a brick The friend called I said call the cops..I came home..The cops checked everything out..dusted the car..The brick..so it's under investigation The number change was due to the fact I got tired of waking up to hundreds of texts and dozens of calls..not much excitement to that So my lawyer buddy said to call cops every time something happens and whenever the investigation is done if she is the one who is pointed a restraining order gets filed..until then it's a toss up if it will be approved The thing that makes me laugh but scared at the same time if Squirrel would find out..The person I was with on the "accident" night is Squirrels best friend..I have been hanging out with her since the start..even before Squirrel..she is cool..she has said from day one..it's all for fun..so she is on my side about Squirrel and my Double Agent for Intel |
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04-20-2014, 12:30 PM | #4414 |
MY LITTLE #15
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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Way too much drama.
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04-20-2014, 12:44 PM | #4415 |
Better than Nelson
Join Date: Mar 2003
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What? This must be one ugly bitch. Between this and MTG, I'm never moving to MO
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04-20-2014, 01:14 PM | #4416 | |
I'll be back.
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lol. i love dating wizards.
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04-20-2014, 04:22 PM | #4417 | |
Consuming CP souls
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Figured she would be driving by, but damn....This will not be pretty when she finds out you are poking her friends |
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04-21-2014, 09:30 AM | #4418 |
I'll be back.
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Simply Red and I are going on an adventure.
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04-21-2014, 09:34 AM | #4419 |
In Search of a Life
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Location: Fayetteville, AR
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Mac's story is getting pretty incredible.
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04-21-2014, 09:38 AM | #4420 |
¡RIOS MIO!
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04-21-2014, 09:53 AM | #4421 |
I'll be back.
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04-21-2014, 10:22 AM | #4422 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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It will start that way, but it's going to end like this.
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04-21-2014, 04:22 PM | #4423 |
¡RIOS MIO!
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Location: Minneapolis
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This chick sounds a bit too adventurous for me:
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04-21-2014, 04:28 PM | #4424 |
I'll be back.
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God, dating in Minnesota is probably like going out to a pasture.
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04-21-2014, 04:36 PM | #4425 | |
¡RIOS MIO!
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Still, it's far better than I imagine the KC area to be. |
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