Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of!

[ChiTown]

Originally posted by ENDelt260
So... immediately after a woman gives birth, the doctor's holding the baby. As we walks over to hand it to the mother, he stops short, and launches the baby across the delivery room. The baby smacks up against the wall, and lands with a thud on the floor. The doctor runs over to it, picks it up, and starts punching the hell out of it. Then he drop kicks it to the other side of the room. The doctor picks the baby up by the ankles and is swinging it in circles around his head when he realizes the whole time the mother's been screaming and crying, "STOP!!! NO!!! MY BABY!!!" On and on. The doctor just looks at her w/ a smirk and says, "Relax.... he was already dead!"

That is so FN wrong, I can't comment any further