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Old 05-22-2003, 11:43 AM  
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Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of!
To avoid a debate, you may want to leave out the ethnic jokes. However, if you do decide to post an ethnic joke, it won't bother me at all.

My first contribution, heard about a week ago:

Q: What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A: Not being reeruned.


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Old 05-22-2003, 01:50 PM   #106
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:50 PM   #107
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How do they separate the men from the boys in the Greek army?

With a crowbar.
Gives a whole new meaning to the credo "Never leave your brother's behind."
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:51 PM   #108
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:51 PM   #109
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:53 PM   #110
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:54 PM   #111
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A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she had been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh.

The man runs out and tells the doctor, who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan.

From this, the doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed.

The man goes in and then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asked what happened.

The man replied, 'She choked.'
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:54 PM   #112
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What do Ethiopians use for bunk beds....

Window blinds...
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:54 PM   #113
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What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Lucky



What do you call an Ethiopian with 3 dogs?


A rancher
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:56 PM   #114
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:57 PM   #115
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A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:57 PM   #116
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:59 PM   #117
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What do Ethiopians call venetian blinds?

Bunk beds


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?


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Old 05-22-2003, 01:59 PM   #119
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