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Old 05-22-2003, 11:43 AM  
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Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of!
To avoid a debate, you may want to leave out the ethnic jokes. However, if you do decide to post an ethnic joke, it won't bother me at all.

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Q: What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

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Old 05-22-2003, 04:06 PM   #166
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Well, there's the third appearance of that one.

Fourth, if you count people who quote it.
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Old 05-22-2003, 04:07 PM   #167
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Old 05-22-2003, 04:09 PM   #168
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Why should you never go down on your girlfriend/wife after a long night of sex?






Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?


Man thats just F***ed up. .... NAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSTY
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Old 05-22-2003, 04:11 PM   #169
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Man thats just F***ed up. .... NAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSTY
Quite possibly the nastiest joke I have ever heard.
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Old 05-22-2003, 04:13 PM   #170
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Old 05-22-2003, 04:13 PM   #171
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How did Hellen Keller's parents teach her about sex?



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Old 05-22-2003, 04:14 PM   #172
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Quite possibly the nastiest joke I have ever heard.

I was taking a drink out of my coke when I read that. Spit coke all over my desk.. monitor... computer... shit came out my nose. Thanks I needed that. I'm still laughing.
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Old 05-22-2003, 04:16 PM   #173
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I was taking a drink out of my coke when I read that. Spit coke all over my desk.. monitor... computer... shit came out my nose. Thanks I needed that. I'm still laughing.
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Old 05-22-2003, 04:17 PM   #174
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Old 05-22-2003, 04:37 PM   #175
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Old 05-22-2003, 04:41 PM   #176
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No, no, no... that's not offensive. Change to a young boy, a pastor, a priest and a rabbi. The pastor says "we should save the boy, he has a long life ahead of him, blah blah blah". The rabbi says "Screw the boy!". The priest says, "Is there time?"
actually your supposed to replace smartest woman with smartest black guy, mexican etc etc
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Old 05-22-2003, 04:48 PM   #177
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