Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of! - Page 16

Clint in Wichita · 05-22-2003, 11:43 AM

To avoid a debate, you may want to leave out the ethnic jokes. However, if you do decide to post an ethnic joke, it won't bother me at all.

My first contribution, heard about a week ago:

Q: What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A: Not being reeruned.

Next?

**RealSNR** · 05-22-2003, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by raiderhader

She sure pulled that up in a hurry. Shop for those very often Denise?

There's reason to be suspicious, that's for sure

R&GHomer · 05-22-2003, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by memyselfi

Have you seen the fake plastic/rubber vaginas they sell these days...he could get lucky yet.

http://www.toysforusonline.com/shopR.cfm?=GRB1

Ewwww, Yuk. I'm a self professed hypocrite. Its ok for Woman, but no real man is gonna stick his junk in that. Nope!

Raiderhater · 05-22-2003, 06:58 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by R&GHOMER
[B]

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Originally posted by raiderhader

What the he!! is this "for RaiderHader's sake" crap?

Sorry Man! If your into that kind of thing... my bad.

Just playing into the MeMy and RaiderHader love triangle... hehe you two crack me up.

You sick fucker.

Hader,
glad R&G is enjoying himself

memyselfI · 05-22-2003, 06:59 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by R&GHOMER
[B]

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Originally posted by raiderhader

What the he!! is this "for RaiderHader's sake" crap?

Sorry Man! If your into that kind of thing... my bad.

Just playing into the MeMy and RaiderHader love triangle... hehe you two crack me up.

Please. I'd happily stick to the plastic and batteries vs. the vestal virgin.

Raiderhater · 05-22-2003, 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by SNR
There's reason to be suspicious, that's for sure

Yeah I know. The man hating winch.

memyselfI · 05-22-2003, 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by SNR
There's reason to be suspicious, that's for sure

The site is bookmarked.

Not that particular page...I do have other favorites on the site though.

R&GHomer · 05-22-2003, 07:03 PM

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker get captured by cannibals.
The Chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, then we'll eat you, and then we'll use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman cries "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief hands him a gun, the Englishman points it at his head saying "God save the Queen!", and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over; the stomach, sides, chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing all over the place, it's horrible.
The chief is appalled and asks, "God almighty, what are you doing?"
The New Yorker sneers and says, "So much for your canoe, you stupid ****!"

memyselfI · 05-22-2003, 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by R&GHOMER

Ewwww, Yuk. I'm a self professed hypocrite. Its ok for Woman, but no real man is gonna stick his junk in that. Nope!

It is pretty gross. The blow up dolls are even worse.

No offense, Hader.

R&GHomer · 05-22-2003, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by memyselfi

It is pretty gross. The blow up dolls are even worse.

No offense, Hader.

Yes, but on the flip side. They always seem so happy and surprised to see you.

CrazyHorse · 05-22-2003, 07:07 PM

Denise with a rubber vagina... now that's offensive....and funny

stevieray · 05-22-2003, 07:09 PM

I like the one where the "Chief" fan stands up in Arrowhead, and cheers for the Raiders, once they learn they are going to win the game.

That one cracks me up every time.

memyselfI · 05-22-2003, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by R&GHOMER

Yes, but on the flip side. They always seem so happy and surprised to see you.

siberian khatru · 05-22-2003, 07:13 PM

A wife says to her husband, "Howard, I want breast implants."

He says: " We can't afford it. Go grab a wad of toilet paper and rub it up and down between your tits."

"Will that make them bigger?" she asks.

He says, "It worked on your ass."

Raiderhater · 05-22-2003, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by memyselfi

It is pretty gross. The blow up dolls are even worse.

No offense, Hader.

You do a lot of assuming. Just because YOU have to get off artificially doesn't mean everyone else does.

siberian khatru · 05-22-2003, 07:15 PM

A woman is walking down the street. A guy says, "Hey, lady, there's a tampon hanging out of your mouth."

She says, "fuck, what'd I do with my cigarette?"

05-22-2003, 11:43 AM
Clint in Wichita Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of! To avoid a debate, you may want to leave out the ethnic jokes. However, if you do decide to post an ethnic joke, it won't bother me at all. My first contribution, heard about a week ago: Q: What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not being reeruned. Next?
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05-22-2003, 07:03 PM	#232
R&GHomer Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $10004900	A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker get captured by cannibals. The Chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, then we'll eat you, and then we'll use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die." The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman cries "Vive la France!" and runs himself through. The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief hands him a gun, the Englishman points it at his head saying "God save the Queen!", and blows his brains out. The New Yorker says "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over; the stomach, sides, chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing all over the place, it's horrible. The chief is appalled and asks, "God almighty, what are you doing?" The New Yorker sneers and says, "So much for your canoe, you stupid ****!" __________________ Tod Haley: "I just want to coach well, have our team play well and make this city proud of us again."
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05-22-2003, 07:07 PM	#235
CrazyHorse All Motor! Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Denise with a rubber vagina... now that's offensive....and funny
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05-22-2003, 07:09 PM	#236
stevieray Most things I worry about… Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Under Pressure Casino cash: $-1254727	I like the one where the "Chief" fan stands up in Arrowhead, and cheers for the Raiders, once they learn they are going to win the game. That one cracks me up every time.
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05-22-2003, 07:13 PM	#238
siberian khatru 21st Century Schizoid Fan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Gates of Delirium Casino cash: $-1295050	A wife says to her husband, "Howard, I want breast implants." He says: " We can't afford it. Go grab a wad of toilet paper and rub it up and down between your tits." "Will that make them bigger?" she asks. He says, "It worked on your ass."
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05-22-2003, 07:15 PM	#240
siberian khatru 21st Century Schizoid Fan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Gates of Delirium Casino cash: $-1295050	A woman is walking down the street. A guy says, "Hey, lady, there's a tampon hanging out of your mouth." She says, "fuck, what'd I do with my cigarette?"
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