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Old 05-22-2003, 11:43 AM  
Clint in Wichita Clint in Wichita is offline
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Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of!
To avoid a debate, you may want to leave out the ethnic jokes. However, if you do decide to post an ethnic joke, it won't bother me at all.

My first contribution, heard about a week ago:

Q: What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A: Not being reeruned.


Next?
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Old 07-21-2014, 07:13 PM   #586
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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini?









A: I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.
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Old 07-21-2014, 07:15 PM   #587
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Why does an Indian funeral only have two pallbearers?








Because there are only two handles on a trash can.
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Old 07-21-2014, 07:39 PM   #588
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wha's the difference between a bowling ball and a black woman?


If you 'really' had to, you could eat a bowling ball.
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Old 07-21-2014, 07:41 PM   #589
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wha's the difference between a bowling ball and a black woman?


If you 'really' had to, you could eat a bowling ball.
Black pussy is like a good steak. Just the right amount of char on the outside, pink and juicy in the middle.
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Old 07-21-2014, 07:42 PM   #590
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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies?








A live baby at the bottom eating his way to the top........




What's easier to unload? A truckload of dead babies or a truckload of sand?







Dead babies - you can't unload sand with a pitchfork.
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Old 07-21-2014, 08:00 PM   #591
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Black pussy is like a good steak. Just the right amount of char on the outside, pink and juicy in the middle.
damn
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Old 07-21-2014, 08:03 PM   #592
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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies?








A live baby at the bottom eating his way to the top........
Worse than that?




He succeeds



Worse still?





He falls back to the bottom.
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Old 07-21-2014, 11:47 PM   #593
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Old 07-21-2014, 11:56 PM   #594
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You have 2 bundle of stickss and 2 lesbians heading to the airport for a trip, who gets there first?






The lesbians cause the bundle of stickss are still at home packing their shit.
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Old 07-22-2014, 01:45 AM   #595
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Five kids playing basketball. Four white, one black.

one white kid says to the black kid - hey i heard black people have bigger dinks than white kids

another white kid says yea me too. lets compare

so they all pull their pants down and sure enough the black kids is twice the size of everyone elses

black kid goes home and says momma, at school today me and some white kids compared dinks and mine is so much bigger than theirs. why momma, is it because im black? momma says, no Jerome, its because youre 17
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Old 07-22-2014, 01:48 AM   #596
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What's black and blue, hates sex and goes "bump, bump?"
The nine year old in my trunk.

What do you call a gay dude in a wheelchair? Roll-aids.

What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race.
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Old 07-22-2014, 01:58 AM   #597
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If everyone agrees to my disclaimer absolving me of guilt for spreading them further, I will tell some horribly offensive jokes that really shouldn't be posted.

I do not tell these to people, but being from TN I have been exposed to some serious bigotry.
There is a certain type of person on this earth that I do hate, but, race, color or creed is not a factor in qualifying for this infamous group, contrary to the generalizing opinions of PC police, pussies, and idiots everywhere.

Actually, I should just......not.
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Old 07-22-2014, 05:59 AM   #598
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Friend: "So how did training go , did you make your first jump yet?"

Paratrooper: "It didn't go so well..."

Friend: "What happened?"

Paratrooper: " Well... I got so scared that I froze and couldn't make my way to the door. My DI yelled at me and said if I didn't jump out of the plane he was going to **** me up the ass!"

Friend: Wow!...So did you jump???

Paratrooper: " A little bit at first...."
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Old 07-22-2014, 06:35 AM   #599
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If everyone agrees to my disclaimer absolving me of guilt for spreading them further, I will tell some horribly offensive jokes that really shouldn't be posted.

I do not tell these to people, but being from TN I have been exposed to some serious bigotry.
There is a certain type of person on this earth that I do hate, but, race, color or creed is not a factor in qualifying for this infamous group, contrary to the generalizing opinions of PC police, pussies, and idiots everywhere.

Actually, I should just......not.
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Old 07-22-2014, 07:50 AM   #600
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Im not black but...

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.



What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA. Black guys? Court.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
A virgin.


What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.



How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they're too busy smoking meth out of it.
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