I'm declaring war on ants. **** ants.

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I wonder if there's some bigger ecological attack going on.

I worked from home on Thursday, and as I was sitting in my dining room all of a sudden something ran up my bare leg. (I was wearing shorts, you perverts.) I leapt up and something big and black fell off and ran under my chair. I went on the hunt and it was one of the enormous tree ants that live out in our front yard. I see them all the time, but had never seen one in the house. I killed it to send a message, but over the rest of the day I saw two more and my wife saw one. We've lived in the house for over 20 years and have never seen an ant inside.

We've always had a treaty where they stay in the front yard and I leave them alone when I'm out there. I'm wondering if I need to declare war on them now that they've broken the treaty. Are ants in the yard a good thing, bad thing, or neutral? We've got some regular tiny ants who live in the ground, and then these enormous tree ants who live in one of our trees.

Start the Arms Race!