Bwana One Punks Zero...Don't Even Think About Hitting My Leaf Pile!

PastorMikH · 10-21-2003, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by JimNasium

Note to self.....Don't ever mess with Bwana unless you buy a Honda from him.

BTW Bwana, whatever happened between you and that pretty little lady with the Honda?

**Bwana** · 10-21-2003, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

BTW Bwana, whatever happened between you and that pretty little lady with the Honda?

Errrrr! It seems it would have cost me three times as much to fight it and "win the case" as it did to resell the car for the nasty ditch pig. I resold the car and gave her the money back.......along with a few parting quotes.

Gracie Dean · 10-21-2003, 09:35 PM

Bwana...great call!!!

pastor How is Okla going?

PastorMikH · 10-21-2003, 09:37 PM

You do realize don't you that in SW Kansas if there were any trees around to lose their leaves, the wind would blow them away before you could rake them up.

BIG_DADDY · 10-21-2003, 09:41 PM

Outstanding work!!!

It would be nice to evaluate the damage though.

**KC Dan** · 10-21-2003, 09:44 PM

You are the MAN!!!!

**Bwana** · 10-21-2003, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Outstanding work!!!

It would be nice to evaluate the damage though.

If I really wanted to screw up their car, I would put one the old engine blocks that's hanging around my shop in there. I think the way I am doing it, it will cause minor damage and the lesson will be driven home.

BIG_DADDY · 10-21-2003, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

If I really wanted to screw up their car, I would put one the old engine blocks that's hanging around my shop in there. I think the way I am doing it, it will cause minor damage and the lesson will be driven home.

Engine block?

Bet you would have used that a few years back. Your getting soft in your old age.

**Bwana** · 10-21-2003, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Engine block?

Bet you would have used that a few years back. Your getting soft in your old age.

"A few years ago" I would have had not only the engine block, but a spent tranny in there.

Straight, No Chaser · 10-21-2003, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

If I really wanted to screw up their car, I would put one the old engine blocks that's hanging around my shop in there. I think the way I am doing it, it will cause minor damage and the lesson will be driven home.

You are a genius! I was getting ready to mention entrapment against you if someone was "accidently" 86'd or put in the hospital but you've got the deatils worked out

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LVNHACK · 10-22-2003, 04:16 AM

.............Bwana you the man..........

**Iowanian** · 10-22-2003, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

If I really wanted to screw up their car, I would put one the old engine blocks that's hanging around my shop in there. I think the way I am doing it, it will cause minor damage and the lesson will be driven home.

Out-Effin-standing.

Before I finished the first paragraph I was thinking "he put an engine block on the leaf pile".....

I think I'd have taken a nail gun to a piece of plywood........flip it upside down under that leaf pile. Poke alot of holes in most of the tires.

On the pumkins...My first thought was "big rock or Brick".....now I'm thinking......hollow one or two of them out, really thin.......mix up 2/3 bucket of my "tree planting mix"....cow dung and water stirred to a sludge and fill it up.

It would be fun to watch them Kick those.

**Bwana** · 10-21-2003, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

You do realize don't you that in SW Kansas if there were any trees around to lose their leaves, the wind would blow them away before you could rake them up.

Sounds like my kind of yard work!!

Capn BlingBling · 10-22-2003, 08:01 AM

You should have dug a 6' deep pit and put a blanket over it, then piles the leaves over it, but I still like your style. Any ideas to stop pumpkin smashers?

ndbbm · 10-22-2003, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Capn BlingBling

You should have dug a 6' deep pit and put a blanket over it, then piles the leaves over it, but I still like your style. Any ideas to stop pumpkin smashers?

Cut a few of em open and fill em up with big assed rocks. They'll know it when they hit that fucker.

10-21-2003, 09:35 PM	#3
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10-22-2003, 04:16 AM	#11
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10-22-2003, 08:01 AM	#14
Capn BlingBling Starter Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lawrence, Kansas Casino cash: $10004900	You should have dug a 6' deep pit and put a blanket over it, then piles the leaves over it, but I still like your style. Any ideas to stop pumpkin smashers? __________________ Remember, you're unique...just like everybody else.
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