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Old 10-28-2004, 10:51 PM  
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Hehe... this new Maddox is sure to generate some hate mail


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Old 10-28-2004, 10:52 PM   #2
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Yeah, i think he wrote that one just for mothers against Maddox.
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Old 10-28-2004, 11:13 PM   #3
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Old 10-28-2004, 11:13 PM   #4
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Old 10-28-2004, 11:27 PM   #5
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I don't know whether this has been posted before, but it's pretty funny.

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Old 10-28-2004, 11:35 PM   #6
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I don't know whether this has been posted before, but it's pretty funny.

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That reminds me of when I was five and my best friend would always ask me stuff like "What if I was Spiderman and I just climbed up the wall right now?"
And I would say something like "yeah, but you're not"
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Old 10-28-2004, 11:38 PM   #7
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The real ultimate power guy has a book out.

Some funny Maddox quotes:

"Here are some manly ways to shove off this mortal coil"

"Even the late Vincent Price strangled himself to death. Either that or lung cancer, but I can't be bothered to look it up. Eat shit."

"spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats."
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Old 10-28-2004, 11:39 PM   #8
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Old 10-28-2004, 11:48 PM   #9
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I've never understood suicide.

I mean, I can completely relate to full-on flipping the fug out and wasting every gene-joke who ever took 26 items into the express lane. Or that fug-tard neighbor who only steals you KC Star paper (which you don't NEED because you can read it on the net, you only order because you want the cool sports page layout after a win) on mondays. I get it.

I know how to hide the bodies.

But kill MYSELF? HTF are you supposed to get drunk or laid if you're dead? Who's going to torture your parents?
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Old 10-28-2004, 11:49 PM   #10
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I've never understood suicide.

I mean, I can completely relate to full-on flipping the fug out and wasting every gene-joke who ever took 26 items into the express lane. Or that fug-tard neighbor who only steals you KC Star paper (which you don't NEED because you can read it on the net, you only order because you want the cool sports page layout after a win) on mondays. I get it.

I know how to hide the bodies.

But kill MYSELF? HTF are you supposed to get drunk or laid if you're dead? Who's going to torture your parents?
Some people's lives suck so bad they just off themselves.
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Old 10-28-2004, 11:52 PM   #11
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Some people's lives suck so bad they just off themselves.
Darwin had a theory about that...
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I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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Old 10-28-2004, 11:53 PM   #12
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Darwin had a theory about that...
I'm betting stupid people that kill themselves don't CHOOSE to do so, though.
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Old 10-28-2004, 11:56 PM   #13
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I'm betting stupid people that kill themselves don't CHOOSE to do so, though.
Nope. The aliens make them...
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Old 10-28-2004, 11:56 PM   #14
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HTF are you supposed to get drunk or laid if you're dead?
Hey! That was in my fortune cookie once! Were you reading over my shoulder?
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Old 10-28-2004, 11:58 PM   #15
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Hey! That was in my fortune cookie once! Were you reading over my shoulder?
You ****ed up by not cashing in on the tinfoil helmet. Your loss...
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