Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of!

tyton75 · 12-09-2004, 04:30 PM

bump for the perverts on CP today

Molitoth · 12-09-2004, 04:56 PM

What 3 things can you not give a negro?

A black eye, a fat lip, and a job.

Slayer Diablo · 12-25-2004, 04:08 PM

Alright, so there's a lot more PETA crap out there right now, but there are two in particular that inspired this....

The first is a dog on a plate (a chihuahua to be exact) and the words "You Eat Other Animals, Don't You?" (couldn't find a picture of this on the internet yet, so if it pops up, please post it)

The second is a dog chewing on a fish that's still hooked to the fishing pole with the words "You wouldn't do this to your dog, so why do it to a fish?" (Picture below)

What came after seeing this is pretty nasty (and a bit offensive to some people, but I believe that this thread proves that most funny things are offensive, right? :shurg: )....my oldest brother came up with the idea, and I did the photoshop work. The parody organization shall be called "People for the Ethical Treatment of People." (Picture Below)

The following is not for the weak-stomached...you've been warned.

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Beatlemanu · 02-04-2005, 03:50 PM

I'm just posting on this thread because I love Jessica Simpson's avatar...

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Slayer Diablo Cross with me Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $9994900	Alright, so there's a lot more PETA crap out there right now, but there are two in particular that inspired this.... The first is a dog on a plate (a chihuahua to be exact) and the words "You Eat Other Animals, Don't You?" (couldn't find a picture of this on the internet yet, so if it pops up, please post it) The second is a dog chewing on a fish that's still hooked to the fishing pole with the words "You wouldn't do this to your dog, so why do it to a fish?" (Picture below) What came after seeing this is pretty nasty (and a bit offensive to some people, but I believe that this thread proves that most funny things are offensive, right? :shurg: )....my oldest brother came up with the idea, and I did the photoshop work. The parody organization shall be called "People for the Ethical Treatment of People." (Picture Below) The following is not for the weak-stomached...you've been warned. ... Attached Thumbnails
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