The Official Stupid Stuff Thread

blsilks · 12-24-2004, 01:15 PM

Come here to post all stupid and random posts such as

"My balls itch. I think I will post it."
"I Like Cheese but it makes my poop blue."

We want stuff so stupid that it makes our IQs drop

Crush · 12-24-2004, 01:23 PM

Rob Ryan is a brilliant defensive coordinator and Warren Sapp is the greatest football player of all-time.

FloridaChief · 12-24-2004, 03:57 PM

Priest Holmes reminds me of Donnell Bennett.

Jenson71 · 12-24-2004, 04:06 PM

Taken care of me? You're my kid brother and you take care of me!? Did you ever think about that? Did you ever once that about!? Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that. Let Fredo take care of some...Mickey Mouse night club somewhere. Send Fredo to pick someone up at the airport! I'm your older brother, Mike, and I was stepped over!

That's the way Pop wanted it....

It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things. I'm smhat...Not like everyone says - I'm dumb. I'm smhat, and I want respect!

Katipan · 12-24-2004, 04:08 PM

I shoot heroin in my pee hole

Jenson71 · 12-24-2004, 04:09 PM

Oh jesus.

Jenson71 · 12-24-2004, 04:11 PM

**ExtremeChief** · 12-24-2004, 04:19 PM

I can't post right now, I'm busy snorting chunky peanut butter and shooting up Karo Syrup.

Demonpenz · 12-24-2004, 04:22 PM

i put my pregnant wife on the orient express

DenverChief · 12-24-2004, 04:23 PM

Blue Poweraide makes my poop green

Beatlemanu · 12-24-2004, 04:31 PM

1. Separate eggs into yolks and whites in separate bowls. I put the whites into the mixer and the yolks into another bowl.
2. Beat egg-yokes with 1/2 of sugar, set aside.
3. Beat egg-whites until stiff, then mix in other 1/2 of sugar.
4. Poor the yokes into the whites and mix together slowly.
5. Stir in white rum SLOWLY

6. Stir in milk slowly
7. Stir in whiskey SLOWLY

8. Stir in 1/2 of cream slowly
9. Whip rest (1/2) of cream and fold in carefully.
10. Serve at room temperature by ladling the eggnog into cups and sprinkle nutmeg on the top. Information on nutmeg grinders below. Try to get some of the foam and some of the liquid (if not fully mixed) in each cup.
11. Enjoy

**BigMeatballDave** · 12-24-2004, 04:34 PM

Welchs Grape Medley makes my poop green...

**BigMeatballDave** · 12-24-2004, 04:37 PM

I had a cramp in my hamstring yesterday, and my 6 year old son told me I was old...I'm 34....

FloridaChief · 12-24-2004, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenson71

Taken care of me? You're my kid brother and you take care of me!? Did you ever think about that? Did you ever once that about!? Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that. Let Fredo take care of some...Mickey Mouse night club somewhere. Send Fredo to pick someone up at the airport! I'm your older brother, Mike, and I was stepped over!

That's the way Pop wanted it....

It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things. I'm smhat...Not like everyone says - I'm dumb. I'm smhat, and I want respect!

One of my favorite scenes. Mike's small soliloquy following those lines ("You're nothing to me now, Fredo...") is absolutely chilling...

2bikemike · 12-24-2004, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FloridaChief

One of my favorite scenes. Mike's small soliloquy following those lines ("You're nothing to me now, Fredo...") is absolutely chilling...

No harm was to come to Fredo as long as there mother was alive.

Fredo should have never taken up fishing.

12-24-2004, 01:15 PM
blsilks Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: na Casino cash: $10005010	The Official Stupid Stuff Thread Come here to post all stupid and random posts such as "My balls itch. I think I will post it." "I Like Cheese but it makes my poop blue." We want stuff so stupid that it makes our IQs drop
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12-24-2004, 04:31 PM	#11
Beatlemanu Soccer Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: At home Casino cash: $10004900	Eggnog Recipe Instructions 1. Separate eggs into yolks and whites in separate bowls. I put the whites into the mixer and the yolks into another bowl. 2. Beat egg-yokes with 1/2 of sugar, set aside. 3. Beat egg-whites until stiff, then mix in other 1/2 of sugar. 4. Poor the yokes into the whites and mix together slowly. 5. Stir in white rum SLOWLY 6. Stir in milk slowly 7. Stir in whiskey SLOWLY 8. Stir in 1/2 of cream slowly 9. Whip rest (1/2) of cream and fold in carefully. 10. Serve at room temperature by ladling the eggnog into cups and sprinkle nutmeg on the top. Information on nutmeg grinders below. Try to get some of the foam and some of the liquid (if not fully mixed) in each cup. 11. Enjoy __________________ - SoccerGossip.com - BayMazing.com - PakMailFremont.com -
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