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View Poll Results: Seagal Vs. Van Damme | |||
Seagal | 30 | 62.50% | |
Van Damme | 11 | 22.92% | |
Gaz would kick both of their Butts! | 7 | 14.58% | |
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04-16-2005, 01:24 PM | #2 |
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funny stuff
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04-16-2005, 01:50 PM | #3 |
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I actually heard a rumor quite sometime ago that Segal and Vandam got in to a little confrontation. Segal dropped Vandam in seconds and made him look like his little bitch
BS probably? I will take Segal
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04-16-2005, 01:57 PM | #4 |
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Segal would kick frenchie's ass
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04-16-2005, 02:00 PM | #5 |
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segal, as bloated as he is, could kick vanDung's a$$ effortlessly.
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04-16-2005, 02:41 PM | #6 |
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I wonder if anything about this is addressed in their respective eternal-soul-for-fame-and-fortune contracts they signed with the Devil?
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04-16-2005, 02:54 PM | #7 |
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they are both a couple of clowns...i perfer van damm films over segal though...i cant stand segal movies
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Well yes, now they are both pretty much national jokes, but to his credit, Seagal made some decent flicks early in his career until his ego got out of control. Van Damme always made B grade stuff.
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04-16-2005, 05:45 PM | #9 |
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I liked Bloodsport. But not much else of Van Dammes. Seagal movies are just painful to watch.
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04-16-2005, 05:56 PM | #10 |
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Good god, if Chuck Zito can kick his azz in a strip bar in NYC, then Segal would have to let the pansey write his will first if they tangled.
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04-16-2005, 06:03 PM | #11 |
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Segal is the worst actor of all time, but he is a bad azz mofo.
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04-16-2005, 06:05 PM | #12 |
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It's a close call, but I'll say Seagal is the man based on the quality of women he was able to get - Kelly LeBrock, Sharon Stone, Erika Eleniak.
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04-16-2005, 06:12 PM | #13 |
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Van Damme had three that i really enjoyed in Bloodsport, Universial Soldier, and Timecop. Other than those most of his stuff is crap.
Most of Segals earlier flicks were pretty entertaining. The last one of them that i though was any good was fire down below. Guess id go with Van Damme. |
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04-16-2005, 06:31 PM | #14 |
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I have heard that Seagal is actually a good fighter, but he doesn't look near as impressive on screen as Van Damme. Seagal's movies are only good for the cheeeeeeeese. Voted Van Damme.
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04-17-2005, 10:27 AM | #15 |
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Seagal is so fat now he could sit on VD
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