How did you handle bad restaurant service?

[NewChief]

Originally Posted by Saggysack

I come back a second time with a big bag of crickets from the pet store.

Nothing clears and kills out a eatery faster than 20,000 bugs crawling and jumping all over the place.

No, I've never done that. Have thought about it though. It would be funny as hell seeing the mass exodus of those that didn't have a chance to pay their bill.

That was our senior prank when I was in high school. Everyone met up at the bait shop in the morning and bought a bag of crickets, which we let out in the school first period. It was awesome, though the halls soon looked pretty nasty from all the people stepping on the crickets.