Chuck Norris=Vin Diesel=Rich Scanlon?

NewChief · 01-20-2006, 01:17 PM

Serious question for internet geeks out there: which came first, the Vin Diesel crap or the Chuck Norris crap? I've known about the Vin Diesel stuff longer than the Chuck Norris stuff, but that doesn't mean that Chuck Norris wasn't first and Vin Diesel just got more popular.

Of course, it doesn't really matter, because we know that Rich Scanlon created both Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel when he transformed one of his sperm into an egg, impregnated himself, gestated Chuck in one buttock and Vin in the other, then gave birth to them by lancing two particularly painful boils on his ass.

**Tribal Warfare** · 01-20-2006, 03:04 PM

Chuck Norris was first

**Dunit35** · 01-20-2006, 03:42 PM

I wonder if Chuck Norris has ever slept with Christy Birkley. Isnt that the girl in all those total gym workout commercials with him?

**007** · 08-31-2006, 12:55 AM

SPchief · 08-31-2006, 01:04 AM

Why??

**007** · 08-31-2006, 01:06 AM

for an inside joke posted months ago. A few will get it.

greg63 · 08-31-2006, 01:13 AM

Rich Scanlon will utterly destroy them both!

NJ Chief Fan · 08-31-2006, 01:57 AM

vin diesel is a puss

jjjayb · 08-31-2006, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by NJ Chief Fan

vin diesel is a puss

A break dancing puss.

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Radar Chief · 08-31-2006, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by NewChief

Of course, it doesn't really matter, because we know that Rich Scanlon created both Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel when he transformed one of his sperm into an egg, impregnated himself, gestated Chuck in one buttock and Vin in the other, then gave birth to them by lancing two particularly painful boils on his ass.

Scanlon feels no pain.

Braincase · 08-31-2006, 08:51 AM

A reading from The Book of Scanlon; MLB, Audibles 55-91

"And there came unto the prairie a mighty one from the east, who wields a powerful and gentle hand. He shall smite his foes, first in the Old World, then again among a league of men.

In a moment of clarity, He gazed upon his own perfection, and chose to embrace the flaws of his followers. As a lightning bolt strikes a tree, He swiftly placed his hand upon his perfect nose and broke it, as only He would be able. "

greg63 · 08-31-2006, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief

Scanlon feels no pain.

**007** · 08-31-2006, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Braincase

A reading from The Book of Scanlon; MLB, Audibles 55-91

"And there came unto the prairie a mighty one from the east, who wields a powerful and gentle hand. He shall smite his foes, first in the Old World, then again among a league of men.

In a moment of clarity, He gazed upon his own perfection, and chose to embrace the flaws of his followers. As a lightning bolt strikes a tree, He swiftly placed his hand upon his perfect nose and broke it, as only He would be able. "

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007 Shaken. Not stirred. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London Casino cash: $13950126 VARSITY	for an inside joke posted months ago. A few will get it. __________________ My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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Braincase Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Pond> Me <Barn Casino cash: $11298284	A reading from The Book of Scanlon; MLB, Audibles 55-91 "And there came unto the prairie a mighty one from the east, who wields a powerful and gentle hand. He shall smite his foes, first in the Old World, then again among a league of men. In a moment of clarity, He gazed upon his own perfection, and chose to embrace the flaws of his followers. As a lightning bolt strikes a tree, He swiftly placed his hand upon his perfect nose and broke it, as only He would be able. " __________________ BrainCase
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