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Old 02-06-2006, 05:23 PM  
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Top 10 signs you're a gay cowboy.
On David Letterman

10. "Your saddle is Versace"

9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"

8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"

7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"

6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"

5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"

4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"

3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"

2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"

1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"
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Old 02-06-2006, 05:33 PM   #2
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Old 02-06-2006, 05:44 PM   #3
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Old 02-06-2006, 05:45 PM   #4
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Leno is better than Letterman IMO. Though OReilly got OWNED by Letterman on his show a couple weeks ago.
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Old 02-06-2006, 05:46 PM   #5
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Old 02-06-2006, 05:53 PM   #6
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Old 02-06-2006, 05:59 PM   #7
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I never watch letterman. I've always watched Leno, Conan, and Kimmel
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Old 02-06-2006, 06:06 PM   #8
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Conan is indeed better than both of them. Wish he had better muscial guests though. Oh well he'll get that in 2008.
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Old 02-06-2006, 06:12 PM   #9
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Old 02-06-2006, 06:28 PM   #10
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I figured butt-less chaps would be the first indication
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Old 02-06-2006, 08:29 PM   #11
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Old 02-06-2006, 08:40 PM   #12
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#14. You read this post just to make sure you didn't meet any of the signs.
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Old 02-06-2006, 08:42 PM   #13
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You have a flamming keyboard as your avatar and try so hard to be masculine to the point it is obvious that you are trying to hide something. Ohh, also you are worried everyone else is gay. That is a give away regarding insecurity of sexuality. The cowboy thing I am not sure of yet.
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Old 02-06-2006, 08:43 PM   #14
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Old 02-06-2006, 08:45 PM   #15
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You have a flamming keyboard as your avatar and try so hard to be masculine to the point it is obvious that you are trying to hide something. Ohh, also you are worried everyone else is gay. That is a give away regarding insecurity of sexuality. The cowboy thing I am not sure of yet.
Hey I think I have seen him around.
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