There is no marriage - Page 9

royr17 · 02-17-2006, 03:16 PM

The marriage between me and my fiance is off.

She broke up with me 2 weeks ago. Said I wasnt her type anymore. I think she just used me for the sex.

Oh well I dont need that cold hearted bitch in my life even though i love her to death, still do and would do anything for her.

I mean right now I cant even feel my heart, its not there cause its been ripped to pieces.

Anyways I guess its time to move on in my life and take things slow in the next relationship I get in.

Enjoy fellas.

4th and Long · 02-17-2006, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

she's exposed herself for the true suckubus that she is.

A what?

I'm having a mental image of some skank with her lips wrapped around the exhaust pipe of a bus.

Succubus!

Spicy McHaggis · 02-17-2006, 09:40 PM

Screw her III. You're young and there isn't any need to rush into anything. I would recommend a relationship hiatus for a while personally. A lot of people I now are prone to attach themselves to someone new right after breaking up and I've yet to see it work out. Take it easy, get some random action, but don't dive into anything new right away.

"Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night." -Paul Hornung

ROYC75 · 02-17-2006, 10:03 PM

OMG........ Nothing else to say but, " I told you so " .

chiefs4me · 02-17-2006, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75

OMG........ Nothing else to say but, " I told you so " .

He told us........before he told you???

nychief · 02-17-2006, 10:15 PM

you were a ****ing moron to get engaged in the first place. Jesus, what sort of person asks the first person they sleep with to marry them.

nychief · 02-17-2006, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

true suckubus

Hold on, if she can suck a bus off - perhaps you should beg for her to come back.

Hammock Parties · 02-17-2006, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by nychief

Hold on, if she can suck a bus off - perhaps you should beg for her to come back.

Buses have dicks?

nychief · 02-17-2006, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

Buses have dicks?

HUGE ones.

leviw · 02-17-2006, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by nychief

HUGE ones.

Jerome "The Bus" Bettis is from Detroit.

nychief · 02-17-2006, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by leviw

Jerome "The Bus" Bettis is from Detroit.

So, wait, this kids girlfriend dumped him because she was sucking Jerome Bettis's dick?

Poor kid.

**The Bad Guy** · 02-17-2006, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by nychief

you were a ****ing moron to get engaged in the first place. Jesus, what sort of person asks the first person they sleep with to marry them.

If you've been on this board long enough, you wouldn't be shocked by the fact that Roy did it.

sedated · 02-17-2006, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

A what?

I'm having a mental image of some skank with her lips wrapped around the exhaust pipe of a bus.

Succubus!

In medieval legend, a succubus (plural succubi; from Latin succuba; "mistress") is a female demon which seduces men (especially monks) in dreams to have sexual intercourse. They draw energy from the men to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death. From mythology and fantasy, Lilith and the Lilin (Jewish), Lilitu (Sumerian) and Rusalka (Slavic) were succubi.

According to the Malleus Maleficarum, or "Witches' Hammer", succubi would collect semen from the men they slept with, which incubi would then use to impregnate women. Children so begotten were supposed to be more susceptible to the influence of demons.

Honoré de Balzac wrote a short story The Succubus concerning a 1271 trial of a she-devil succubus in the guise of a woman, who amongst other things could use her hair to entangle victims.

From the 16th century, the carving of a succubus on the outside of an inn indicated that the establishment also operated as a brothel.

Ebolapox · 02-18-2006, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat

Ever hear how two months salary will last a lifetime? According to that saying, it's only a lot of money if you have a paper route.

ehh, 'zactly--I paid 1800 bucks for my girl's ring, but it's been appraised at 4k--ask me in thirty years if it was money well spent or not

-EB-

HolmeZz · 02-18-2006, 12:35 AM

Oh my god I can't believe I just found this topic.

Valiant · 02-18-2006, 01:57 AM

Uhh, is this deja vu??? Could have swore we have went thru this before with this kid... Roy17 are you Roy18 or 19 yet?? Why in the hell are you interested in getting married so early??? Do you want to knock up a girl and get locked into a shitty relationship??? Man, at least this thread makes me getting kicked out of the bar a little bit more enjoyable tonight..

02-17-2006, 03:16 PM
royr17 MVP Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lovin my kids Casino cash: $-1561324	There is no marriage The marriage between me and my fiance is off. She broke up with me 2 weeks ago. Said I wasnt her type anymore. I think she just used me for the sex. Oh well I dont need that cold hearted bitch in my life even though i love her to death, still do and would do anything for her. I mean right now I cant even feel my heart, its not there cause its been ripped to pieces. Anyways I guess its time to move on in my life and take things slow in the next relationship I get in. Enjoy fellas.
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02-17-2006, 09:40 PM	#122
Spicy McHaggis Keep 'er Movin' Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $9905359	Screw her III. You're young and there isn't any need to rush into anything. I would recommend a relationship hiatus for a while personally. A lot of people I now are prone to attach themselves to someone new right after breaking up and I've yet to see it work out. Take it easy, get some random action, but don't dive into anything new right away. "Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night." -Paul Hornung __________________ “We want players who are big, strong, smart, fast, tough and disciplined,” Pioli said, finally bringing an end to the era of Chiefs executives who searched desperately for players who are small, weak, stupid, slow, fragile and unruly.
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02-17-2006, 10:03 PM	#123
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $2227400	OMG........ Nothing else to say but, " I told you so " . __________________ Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it. John Lennon
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02-17-2006, 10:15 PM	#125
nychief MVP Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC Casino cash: $5379466	you were a ****ing moron to get engaged in the first place. Jesus, what sort of person asks the first person they sleep with to marry them. __________________ Good Time Charlie, Uncle Doobie and the Great Frisco Freakout.
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02-18-2006, 12:35 AM	#134
HolmeZz i guess its bittersweet poetry Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: NeW HaVeN, CT Casino cash: $10004900	Oh my god I can't believe I just found this topic.
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02-18-2006, 01:57 AM	#135
Valiant Valiant 'The Thread Killer' Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $4532380	Uhh, is this deja vu??? Could have swore we have went thru this before with this kid... Roy17 are you Roy18 or 19 yet?? Why in the hell are you interested in getting married so early??? Do you want to knock up a girl and get locked into a shitty relationship??? Man, at least this thread makes me getting kicked out of the bar a little bit more enjoyable tonight..
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