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10. Because you've recently changed your name from Samuel to Samantha!
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10. Relive your legendary exploits in band camp.
9. See how the tontine is coming along. 8. Last great opportunity to get 100 people to simultaneously do "The Hustle." 7. It's the best place to discover children that you never knew you had. 6. You didn't invest in that breast augmentation just to sit around at home, now, did you? 5. If you begin planting the seeds now that you scored the winning touchdown at homecoming, in another 25 years everyone will believe you. 4. Show everyone that, even after 25 years, you can still grow a mullet with the best of them. 3. Drinking is legal now. You can do it in public. 2. Great opportunity to review and discuss whether you ever used algebra in real life. And the number one reason to go to your 25-year reunion... 1. One more chance to score with the homecoming queen.
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Because it's a good time to start compiling a list of pallbearers.
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04-18-2006, 09:14 AM | #5 |
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Rainman already has the shirt.
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04-18-2006, 09:17 AM | #6 |
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This thread is funny because I was just looking at my high school yearbook last night. Later today I'm going to google a bunch of names.
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So you and your high school sweetheart can start working towards divorce #4.
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04-18-2006, 09:23 AM | #10 |
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25 years...done that.
11. Because it's like Deja vu all over again.
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To make fun of the HS nerds whom are making 50x more $$ than what you make now.
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Best time to show off that mid-life Corvette and the new 19-year-old girlfriend with the boob job.
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What else are you going to do, raise your kids?
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10. Help your spouse understand your emotional trauma, milk his/her sympathy for months.
9. Prove that you can still fit into your prom dress...just like your wife. 8. Make full use of all your AV Club Preferred Membership benefits. 7. You can see who is starting to lose their short term memory. 6. I forgot number 6 5. You are no longer 'grounded'. 4. It will be just like Highschool all over again.....ok, scratch that one. 3. You said that 1981 Camaro was the kind of car that you could drive forever, now you can show them you were right. 2. Relive your wild highschool days by getting drunk and calling your parents to come pick you up. 1. So we can all laugh at the old geezers attending the class of 1977 reunion next door.
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