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Old 06-29-2006, 11:48 PM  
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Ashlee Simpson to pose for playboy?
http://www.tmz.com/2006/06/27/ashlee...boy-no-thanks/

I was hoping she'd do it. I definately would've picked that issue up, she looks much better now.

Picture shows a tad bit of cleavage, so maybe it's NSFW.

Who would've bought it or atleast took a peek at it?
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Old 06-30-2006, 09:27 AM   #16
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She looks basically like a mini me Jessica now. Plus thier dad is one creepy bastard.
Yes she does, copycat!
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Old 06-30-2006, 09:31 AM   #17
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4 million for tastefully taking your clothes off. WOW

I am not sure what's more amazing the fact that they would pay her that much or the fact that she would say no.
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Old 06-30-2006, 09:45 AM   #18
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She's dumb, she's ugly, she's tone deaf, she's riding her sister's coattails, and I hate her.

Definitely a candidate for the "Angry Pirate".
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Old 06-30-2006, 09:45 AM   #19
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Why? She should pose in "every chick" magazine not Playboy?

PS - I'd hit it with extreme prejudice
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Old 06-30-2006, 10:30 AM   #20
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i have my doubts about the 4 million part of it
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Old 06-30-2006, 10:32 AM   #21
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She's dumb, she's ugly, she's tone deaf, she's riding her sister's coattails, and I hate her.

Definitely a candidate for the "Angry Pirate".
Tough job being a no talent ass clown...
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Old 06-30-2006, 10:37 AM   #22
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She's dumb, she's ugly, she's tone deaf, she's riding her sister's coattails, and I hate her.

Definitely a candidate for the "Angry Pirate".

1. ANGRY PIRATE

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

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dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)
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Old 06-30-2006, 10:41 AM   #23
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She's dumb, she's ugly, she's tone deaf, she's riding her sister's coattails, and I hate her.

Definitely a candidate for the "Angry Pirate".
Quit acting like your some major playah. You're not fooling anyone you would do her in a second.
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Old 06-30-2006, 10:47 AM   #24
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1. ANGRY PIRATE

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

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dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)






that's soooooooo wrong
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Old 06-30-2006, 10:49 AM   #25
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Quit acting like your some major playah. You're not fooling anyone you would do her in a second.

If anyone is guilty of pretending to be a major "playah", it's you.

My Angry Pirate reference should've left no doubt about my stance on doing her.
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Old 06-30-2006, 11:13 AM   #26
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If anyone is guilty of pretending to be a major "playah", it's you.

My Angry Pirate reference should've left no doubt about my stance on doing her.
You would nibble her corn.
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:06 PM   #27
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:16 PM   #28
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Old 06-30-2006, 01:23 PM   #29
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I would pick out every kernel with a toothpick!
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