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09-17-2006, 10:37 AM | #2 |
I'll be back.
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1) My wife won't let me play Madden.
2) Why the fuque do I have to take care of this baby? 3) I want a divorce. How much is half of a ps2 worth?
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09-17-2006, 10:40 AM | #3 |
Gone to Carolina
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1) I did this voluntarily?
2) She told me she liked sex! 3) If I wear a condom is it really cheating, I'm not really touching anyone. |
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09-17-2006, 10:41 AM | #4 |
Dumbass!
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1.Should my new wife and I live in my old room, or move into the garage?
2.Why does my new wife need a vibrator, and what does she do with it? 3.I got me some, and GoChiefs doesn't, but I what do I do with it?
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09-17-2006, 10:43 AM | #5 |
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She has a 6" clit that she likes to put in mah butt. IS that wierd?
Haha gochiefs doesn't even have a girl with a big clit to put in his butt! |
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09-17-2006, 10:45 AM | #6 |
"F_ck Family Fun Night"
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1. Prayer Request-- I can't beleive I married this women.
2. Prayer Request-- My inlaws are coming to spend the week with us over the holidays. 3. Prayer Request-- I am getting a divorce and the bit$h wants more than half of everything. |
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09-17-2006, 10:48 AM | #7 | |
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09-17-2006, 10:48 AM | #8 |
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Something tells me, the song by George Jones and Tammy, Golden Ring....will once again have some relevance.
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09-17-2006, 10:49 AM | #9 | |
**** the Raiders
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If I had been drinking something when I read this, It would be all over the screen right now.
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09-17-2006, 10:50 AM | #10 |
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1) my dad told me I'd fall for the first piece
2) her thing stinks 3) turns out I'm still gay
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09-17-2006, 10:52 AM | #11 |
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1) Why does my daddy cry all the time?
2) shes pregnant 3) and twins
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09-17-2006, 10:55 AM | #12 | |
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09-17-2006, 11:02 AM | #13 |
Dumbass!
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In nine months, this will be his thread.
Hey everybody, great news! My new baby looks like Rich Scanlon!
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09-17-2006, 11:05 AM | #14 |
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1. Whadda Glorious Day....I'm gonna be a dadday in December. My sperm must swim really fast. (next week)
2. I'm never eating Chinese food again....the baby turned out Korean after I ate General Toa chickun. 3. She thinks I fish alot, cause after doing my laundry the first time, she said it looked like I sat on a muddy bank in my undershorts. Last edited by Iowanian; 09-17-2006 at 11:14 AM.. |
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09-17-2006, 11:07 AM | #15 |
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1) Could someone please 'splain the "atm" thing again?
2) She started out wanting a threesome, but now insists that I just watch, is that okay? 3) Has anyone seen my wallet? |
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