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We were playing football one time in a pickup game, and this guy came and wanted to play. He was a giant. He was something like 6-8 and had to weigh 280 or more. We were all in high school, and the biggest of us didn't touch 200. We let him play, but had a rule that he couldn't be a running back. He agreed. It turned out that he was so slow that he wasn't a factor in the game at all.
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I had a clear run to the endzone and I took off running down the sideline. Evidently the ghost of Steve Bono entered my body at that point because I didn't make it. I was so slow a defender came running up and started running BACKWARDS in front of me before taking my flag.
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sixth grade ..ran a punt back eighty some yards only to ge tackled at the two yard line...becasue I turned around... just in time to see Jimmy Naudet catching up to me. QB was the coaches son, so the third QB sneak finally scored the TD. I was pissed.
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My freshman year at Pittsburgh State, I was playing pick-up football with the guys in front of the dorms. We had a game nearly every afternoon before heading into the dining hall for some grub later on.
Anyways, we've been playing for an hour or more and we were getting ready to quit when I suggested we run a fake punt. The game was tied and my teammates didn't really care if we won or not, but it was obvious the other team wanted to win badly, so I figured we'd "punt" it to the other team. None of them believed it would work when I said just let everyone through to block it. So, they did. Everyone came running through to block the punt and I faked the kick right at the perfect moment. Ran nearly untouched for twenty yards before the only person to beat was the punt returner- pulled a move on him and ran into the endzone. Nothing that anyone hasn't done before. But, the coolest thing was when we were all walking to the dining hall, some guy came up to me and asked to speak to me. He was one of the coaches for the university football team. He said he liked what he saw in me and asked if I would try out for Pittsburgh State as a walk-on. I said, "No thanks" and went to go eat.
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I can't believe you turned him down. Obviously the Chiefs would have drafted you and you would have led us to the Super Bowl.
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I was always a flag football stud. In my high school, most athletes opted out of PE, but I didn't. It was my favorite time of the day. Well I was a little dick and I liked to show up all of the stoners when they actually tried playing sports in PE, so my PE teacher (who was also my basketball coach) never let me play and gave me a C for the friggin' course. How do you get a C in PE?! Needless to say I only started three varsity games my senior year in basketball and only averaged about 17 minutes per contest. I hate that guy.
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I was lucky to go to a small high school. The talent pool is really thin. You look really good when you're really nothing more than average. My only above average sports was baseball.
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