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**Rain Man** · 10-20-2006, 01:24 PM

This is the story of a lifetime. It's got it all: suicide, incompetence, teenage lesbian sex, Mexican immigrants, religious schools, youths being tried as adults, women's prison joke potential, mental health, doubletalk by lawyers...I've been waiting to post a news item like this for years! I'm ecstatic!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15349057/from/ET/?GT1=8618

Police: Lovesick teen texted during fatal crash
16-year-old sent suicide message, killed other driver in accident

Updated: 40 minutes ago
ATLANTA - A lovesick 16-year-old girl crashed her car into an oncoming vehicle in a suicide attempt, counting down the moments before impact in text messages sent to the female classmate who spurned her, authorities say. The girl survived; a woman in the other car was killed.

The teenager, Louise Egan Brunstad, was charged Thursday with murder in the Oct. 4 wreck.

“There was what might be described as a countdown to the actual event — 10, 9, 8 ... then the crash,” District Attorney Paul Howard said.

Howard said it was unclear whether the classmate the messages were intended for responded to them or even read them, either as they were sent or afterward.

Authorities said Brunstad rammed her family’s Mercedes-Benz head-on into a smaller car driven by 30-year-old Nancy Salado-Mayo, a mother of three. Salado-Mayo was killed, and her 6-year-old daughter Lesly, who was in a child safety seat, suffered broken ribs and other injuries.

Brunstad, who was treated for an ankle injury, had told friends she planned to kill herself after another female student at Holy Innocents Episcopal School refused to have sex with her, Howard said.

Witnesses told police the girl never slowed as she crossed over a turning lane and into oncoming traffic on busy Roswell Road in Atlanta’s Buckhead neighborhood on Oct. 4.

“She was traveling at a high rate of speed,” Howard said. “This is an intentional action.”

Student to be tried as an adult
Prosecutors said they intend to try her as an adult. If convicted, she faces an automatic life sentence.

The girl’s attorney, Drew Findling, declined to discuss the allegations but expressed the family’s sadness over the accident.

“This young lady and her parents are devastated by this horrible accident and by the death of Mrs. Salado-Mayo and the injuries of her daughter,” Findling said. “They are praying for the quick and healthy recovery of her daughter and for the well-being of her husband and other children.”

After a memorial service in Atlanta, Salado-Mayo’s body was returned to her native Mexico for burial. Her husband, Mario Bibiano, a steelworker, was unable to attend because he remained by his daughter’s bedside at an Atlanta hospital.

Brunstad was on crutches in court Thursday for a brief hearing. Her lawyer said she was released on bail Friday. Howard said the terms of her bail require her to enter a mental health facility and wear an electronic monitor around her ankle to prevent her from running away.

**ChiTown** · 10-20-2006, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

I got a photo of his wife, but not that one.

Post it just for shits and grins...

**ptlyon** · 10-20-2006, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Dude, I'm not into statutory rape........

And you call yourself a lesbo?

Inspector · 10-20-2006, 02:03 PM

Those lesbians scare me.

I'm staying the hell out of the middle east.

**Rain Man** · 10-20-2006, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

I have no sympathy for her. They should tie her up in a car and throw her over the side of a cliff.

Would this happen before or after she's forced to have babies for infertile couples?

Monty · 10-20-2006, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by kcnut

No i would make her have sex and make baby for people who can't have baby and then after that put two hooks inside her vigina wall. Hook up the end to two cars going in oppsite direction and split her up.

Don't forget to make a wish first.

10-20-2006, 02:06 PM

That wasn't Donger's wife. That was Fire Me Boy's wife.

I hate it when people explain their jokes and even the explanations make no sense.

**Reaper16** · 10-20-2006, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Would this happen before or after she's forced to have babies for infertile couples?

Hopefully after the halving via automobiles whose chains are connected to vaginal tissue. It'd be difficult to proceed with that step after launching her from a cliff; how would we get the cars down there?

teedubya · 10-20-2006, 02:06 PM

Too Bad Skip didnt post this thread... he is in dire need of a 100 post thread. His burst is in jeopardy.

**Rain Man** · 10-20-2006, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

Hopefully after the halving via automobiles whose chains are connected to vaginal tissue. It'd be difficult to proceed with that step after launching her from a cliff; how would we get the cars down there?

That makes a lot of sense. Thanks for thinking this thing through.

**Donger** · 10-20-2006, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

That wasn't Donger's wife. That was Fire Me Boy's wife.

I hate it when people explain their jokes and even the explanations make no sense.

Does Fire Me Boy's! wife look like ET?

**Rain Man** · 10-20-2006, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

Too Bad Skip didnt post this thread... he is in dire need of a 100 post thread. His burst is in jeopardy.

The beauty of this thread is that I can feed it any time it starts to slow down. No posts in ten minutes? Let's talk about how she was going to a religious school named Holy Innocents. No banter back and forth? How about her killing a Mexican woman with three kids? This story is gold! Pure gold!

**Easy 6** · 10-20-2006, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

OK, come clean. You're really Neil Smith, aren't you?

Emoticons dont do the funny enough justice hereLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!

10-20-2006, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Does Fire Me Boy's! wife look like ET?

She's significantly taller, unfortunately.

el borracho · 10-20-2006, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

That wasn't Donger's wife. That was Fire Me Boy's wife.

I hate it when people explain their jokes and even the explanations make no sense.

link?

**Donger** · 10-20-2006, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

She's significantly taller, unfortunately.

Did anyone else find ET strangely erotic?

10-20-2006, 01:24 PM
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