Hear ye, hear ye! The great treason trial has begun! - Page 20

**Rain Man** · 11-01-2006, 04:49 PM

The Defendant: Mecca

The Judicial Team

Presiding Judge: Rain Man
Chief Legal Clerk: trndobrd
Assistant Legal Clerk: banyon
Chief Bailiff: frazod
Assistant Bailiff: slag02
Court reporter and commentator: Greg63
Court reporter and commentator: SPChief
Courtroom artist: stevieray

Prosecution Team:

Donger - Lead Prosecutor
Hootie - Assistant Prosecutor
GoChiefs - Prosecuting Paralegal

Defense Team:

Redrum_69 - Lead Defender
JBucc, Logical, SNR, JohnnyV13 - Dream Team Legal Defense Team

The jury:

Adept Havelock
JimNasium
Delano
scott free
On the Warpath58
PastorMikH
Chieficus
AZChiefFan
NJChieffan
Metrolike
mmaddog
unlurking

The charges:

Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs.

Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy.

Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player.

Charge 4. (Remanded to lower court - no longer applicable.)

Charge 5. General mayhem.

Here is the process. In order to grant the defendant the right to a speedy trial, we will employ a shortened nine-step process.

Step 1. The prosecution and defense will make their opening statements. We will hear from the lead prosecutor and defender and any assistant prosecutors or defenders who wish to speak as well.

Step 2. The prosecution will make its case. They may call any witnesses needed and present any evidence. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. (This is an enlightened courtroom.)

Step 3. The defense will make its case, and may cross-examine any prosecution witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only.

Step 4. The prosecution may make a rebuttal, and may cross-examine any defense witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only.

Step 5. The prosecution will make their closing statement.

Step 6. The defense will make their closing statement.

Step 7. Jury deliberations.

Step 8. The reading of the verdict.

Step 9. If the defendant is guilty of any charges, the court will provide the sentencing.

The trial begins now, with opening statements by legal counsel.

(Banging gavel)

**Rain Man** · 11-06-2006, 11:19 AM

The court rules that you cannot call a member of the jury to the stand as a witness.

(Banging gavel and looking suspiciously at scott free.)

**Easy 6** · 11-06-2006, 11:20 AM

Present and accounted for your Honor........

Redrum_69 · 11-06-2006, 11:21 AM

I meant chagrin, was reading a scottfree thread.

htismaqe · 11-06-2006, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrum_69

I meant chagrin, was reading a scottfree thread.

Way too inspire everyone with your competence.

**Rain Man** · 11-06-2006, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free

Present and accounted for your Honor........

Back in the jury box with you, but the court appreciates your prompt response.

**Rain Man** · 11-06-2006, 11:24 AM

chagrin will report to the witness box.

JimNasium · 11-06-2006, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

chagrin will report to the witness box.

Is it time to vote guilty yet?

StcChief · 11-06-2006, 11:28 AM

[heckler from back of court room.]

This trial is rigged in this Kangeroo court.
It's going to turn this into a Saddam Trial.....

[heckler leaves]

Chief Chief · 11-06-2006, 11:28 AM

I'd like to call a witness but I forgot his phone number.

Redrum_69 · 11-06-2006, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe

Way too inspire everyone with your competence.

Dont get me started...oops too late...

Field of Dreams part deux.....

Your mom is like a kevin costner film...she has a huge buildup, costs a shitton of money, she has one stand out performance and thinks she deserves a prize for everything she produces, and in the end you find yourself standing there among countless others wondering why you just spent 8 bucks on something you could have waited for a week to arrive on dvd in the back alley.

**Lzen** · 11-06-2006, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

chagrin will report to the witness box.

Isn't he a backup juror?

Redrum_69 · 11-06-2006, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lzen

Isn't he a backup juror?

Dammit shhh...the judge called him...its too late

**Rain Man** · 11-06-2006, 11:39 AM

Since Mr. chagrin was not called to the jury, he may participate as a witness, so long as he swears to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help him God unless the court isn't allowed to use that last phrase any more in which case it would be so help him any particular Supreme Being, celestial object, animal, tree, concept, or philosophy that he uses to set his life course.

(Banging gavel in a secular manner)

**Lzen** · 11-06-2006, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Since Mr. chagrin was not called to the jury, he may participate as a witness, so long as he swears to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help him God unless the court isn't allowed to use that last phrase any more in which case it would be so help him any particular Supreme Being, celestial object, animal, tree, concept, or philosophy that he uses to set his life course.

(Banging gavel in a secular manner)

What if half the jury gets sick with food poisoning? Then chagrin would have to called as part of the jury.

Chief Chief · 11-06-2006, 11:47 AM

I'd like to call witness at this time but she has an unlisted phone number.

11-01-2006, 04:49 PM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-522449 VARSITY	Hear ye, hear ye! The great treason trial has begun! The Defendant: Mecca The Judicial Team Presiding Judge: Rain Man Chief Legal Clerk: trndobrd Assistant Legal Clerk: banyon Chief Bailiff: frazod Assistant Bailiff: slag02 Court reporter and commentator: Greg63 Court reporter and commentator: SPChief Courtroom artist: stevieray Prosecution Team: Donger - Lead Prosecutor Hootie - Assistant Prosecutor GoChiefs - Prosecuting Paralegal Defense Team: Redrum_69 - Lead Defender JBucc, Logical, SNR, JohnnyV13 - Dream Team Legal Defense Team The jury: Adept Havelock JimNasium Delano scott free On the Warpath58 PastorMikH Chieficus AZChiefFan NJChieffan Metrolike mmaddog unlurking The charges: Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs. Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy. Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player. Charge 4. (Remanded to lower court - no longer applicable.) Charge 5. General mayhem. Here is the process. In order to grant the defendant the right to a speedy trial, we will employ a shortened nine-step process. Step 1. The prosecution and defense will make their opening statements. We will hear from the lead prosecutor and defender and any assistant prosecutors or defenders who wish to speak as well. Step 2. The prosecution will make its case. They may call any witnesses needed and present any evidence. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. (This is an enlightened courtroom.) Step 3. The defense will make its case, and may cross-examine any prosecution witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. Step 4. The prosecution may make a rebuttal, and may cross-examine any defense witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. Step 5. The prosecution will make their closing statement. Step 6. The defense will make their closing statement. Step 7. Jury deliberations. Step 8. The reading of the verdict. Step 9. If the defendant is guilty of any charges, the court will provide the sentencing. The trial begins now, with opening statements by legal counsel. (Banging gavel)
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11-06-2006, 11:19 AM	#286
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-522449 VARSITY	The court rules that you cannot call a member of the jury to the stand as a witness. (Banging gavel and looking suspiciously at scott free.) __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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11-06-2006, 11:20 AM	#287
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StcChief Playing for #1 Draft Pick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Just West of Lambs land Casino cash: $10004900	[heckler from back of court room.] This trial is rigged in this Kangeroo court. It's going to turn this into a Saddam Trial..... [heckler leaves] __________________ sig test for this screwy schema
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11-06-2006, 11:28 AM	#294
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11-06-2006, 11:39 AM	#298
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-522449 VARSITY	Since Mr. chagrin was not called to the jury, he may participate as a witness, so long as he swears to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help him God unless the court isn't allowed to use that last phrase any more in which case it would be so help him any particular Supreme Being, celestial object, animal, tree, concept, or philosophy that he uses to set his life course. (Banging gavel in a secular manner) __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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11-06-2006, 11:47 AM	#300
Chief Chief Veteran Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City MO Casino cash: $10004900	I'd like to call witness at this time but she has an unlisted phone number.
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